A Roy board for Charles

Discussion in 'Surfboards and Surfboard Design' started by Cuck Taylor, Oct 6, 2013.

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  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Exactly.

    If your 'technology' was all that, gnome, people would be clamoring for it. But. They're not.

    According to you, the world is wrong, technology missed the boat, all the shapers are creating crapola and you are the voice of surfboard shaping sanity. At least one jackass on this planet drinks your Kool-Aid, that being chucka-boo-boo the latex mannequin rapist himself.

    Rarick test rode your board & gave you an honest feedback: the thing sucks.

    What about the gnome plank that broke apart in Cali this year....? It couldn't hold up in 5' surf.
    Did the wieners over the fire at least get toasted properly when the fellas doused that pile of wood with petrol?

    Fact is, you're a one-man marching band beating your own drum, trying to nail some idiot into paying $1.5 mln for a concocted surfboard that would better serve as the fuel for a marshmallow toasting festival. And that's all you are. Translation: you're a phony.
     
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  2. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Have you ever heard of the term 'niche market'?

    Your whole approach is retarded, as it attempts to deduce matters of hydrodynamics and physics from level of popularity.

    There's a reason why you make up opinions which I have never held and then attribute them to me: my actual opinions are more sane, logical and impregnable than your fictitious concoctions.

    Essentially you are now arguing with a figment of your own imagination... it's easier to win that way.


    F8ck individuals hey?

    Let's all be cloned consumers beating the industry drum with 100% obedience, while claiming to have thought of it ourselves.

    In that world real individuality is expunged while carefully sanitised and marketed cut and paste personas are lined up for your perusal and pseudo identity choice.


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  3. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Roy & Chuck.jpg
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  4. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
  5. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    I am still waiting for videos of a Roy board working in waves similar to what we get in the EC.
     
  6. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    You want short period swells, say 9 to 11 seconds? Any particular size?

    Perhaps you could show me videos of the kind of waves you are talking about.
     
  7. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    9-11 seconds is short period? LOL. Well, that shows your experience with our waves. Short period here is 5-6 seconds.
    This is a decent small wave day in CHS: http://youtu.be/UHkM9phhFyk
    However, we generally see smaller waves at least a few days a week.
     
  8. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
  9. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Ok so 5 to 6 second period, the standard for success being to take off, wobble a lot and then straighten out to ride the whitewater for a few moments or fall off.

    I have a few videos in swell period that low, 8 seconds and under:

    [video=youtube;y3km2OEF5NU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3km2OEF5NU[/video]
     
  10. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;Na6HNQd5HXA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na6HNQd5HXA[/video]
     
  11. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;2m39MLOHwHc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m39MLOHwHc[/video]
     
  12. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;iUmEBYqKXMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUmEBYqKXMs[/video]
     
  13. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;qbZ0QlmuB-k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbZ0QlmuB-k[/video]
     
  14. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;SsGXRnVvJao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsGXRnVvJao[/video]
     
  15. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;gBD8hEBnOtE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBD8hEBnOtE[/video]
     
  16. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;9L1RU9_EujI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L1RU9_EujI[/video]
     
  17. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    [video=youtube;4F6ZilMmzNg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F6ZilMmzNg[/video]
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Dear lawd, this is worse than spam attacks from Iran.
     
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  19. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    This video shows solid stomach to chest fairly clean waves. Again, we only see this maybe a couple times a month, and I would already be moving to a shorter board.
     
  20. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Waist to stomach and semi clean. We see this only once a week, and I surf these conditions with a 7'4" or 6'8" egg.
     
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