Vote on Roy: Should he stay or should he go

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by rcarter, Oct 25, 2013.

Should Roy stay or go?

  1. Go

    28 vote(s)
    45.2%
  2. Stay

    34 vote(s)
    54.8%
  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    This thread, too, will turn into another gnome home, you watch & see.
     
  2. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Hijack threads ? Your delusional Yankee. You have just hijacked my entire makaha board thread. You are the ring leader to he idiot convention hijacking circle jerking that goes on around here. I still get the sense you use multiple usernames to gain leverage your a cunning evil troll. That's all.
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    There he goes again....
     
  4. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Clearly the accusation above is false.

    The only threads in which i am currently discussing wooden boards are this one, which has my name on it, and another which has my name on it, neither of which were started by me.

    i have also been contributing to the 'fish oil' thread and have not mentioned wooden boards there.

    I have also observed that many other threads exist.


    Incorrect.

    I could be posting about wooden boards on dozens of threads, but I am not.



    Another false statement... neither Charles nor I post on every thread so your statement cannot be true.

    I am also posting on the fish oil thread without mentioning surfboards at all, which deals another blow to your theory.

    That depends upon who you ask.

    I can tell you what the official reason given by Mike Paler the site owner was, if you like.
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Are you kidding me with this babble! You said your boards are better wave making tools, meaning they ride waves better than the industry boards that are handicapped according to your post. That is definitely saying your boards are better than the industries boards at riding waves. No amount of cryptic word play on your part will hide what you meant. You are truly F'ed up in the head aren't you?
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I've been elevated to ring leader status....?! aw, boo-boo, you shouldn't have!

    ok, so just to feed your conspiracy theories, guess who I am now:
    Archy
    emass8'
    rcarter
    barack obama
    aka pumpmaster
    jean claude killy

    Points for you, chucka-boo-boo if you know who the last moniker is....no looking me up on google, you wascally wabbit!
     
  7. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Your mind is a rather blunt instrument it seems... once again you have changed the meaning of my post in an attempt to discredit it.... there is a big difference between 'better at making waves' and 'better at riding waves', given that there are many different standards of what constitutes good wave riding. Clearly my boards are not better as noseriding platforms or vehicles for aerial hops.

    So, you should read more carefull and think more carefully, in my opinion.

    .
     
  8. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Jean Claude once described himself as 'a very boring fellow' I hope that helps.
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Um, actually gnome...? No one is all that interesting, and some people are way, way less interesting than others. You, for example: the center of your own delusions. You keep jamming your phallic fantasies at this Forum. You're just not that interesting & your product line is slicked-up crapola from the Mesozoic Era.

    Does the Randy Rarick review of your floating garbanzo bean have to be posted yet again...?

    Discuss.
     
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    But wait, gnome....!

    Here's a post from someone who knows how you roll:


    dont forget

    empty pockets when its gas up time, surfer

    gets out the calculator and slide rule in the supermarket, surfer

    got the barrell of the century when no one was looking surfer (every session)

    puts 91zm sh1t on the stereo all the time and sulks if anyone wants to put on something that hasnt been thrashed to death on pop radio, surfer

    sees the reef is 6ft and pumping and decides the last fat soft beachie you went to was a lot better,
    surfer

    makes the worlds best, fastest, big wave, barrell riding, hydrodynamic wonder surfboards but hasnt surfed in 18 months in anything over 2ft, surfer

    wears a pink wettie and psycho hockey mask, surfer
     
  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    So wait, are you saying that the only purpose of your boards are to catch waves and not to do anything but ride them straight down the line top to bottom? Your statement that there is a difference in better at making waves and better at riding waves would seem so. If that is what you are saying then I have nothing further to say as you will have admitted that your boards are pointless. If you are saying that you design boards that are better at catching waves but then only go straight as all your videos show, and that this is your opinion on what surfing is meant to be then you really must think you are God's gift to the surfing world and are here to show us all that we are surfing wrong. So please tell me in plain words with no BS double talk exactly what you feel is better about your boards than the industry boards based on your own comment so I do not interpret it wrong again.
     
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And here is another one of your stalking targets, gnome:

    Kia ora,first this will be the last post that I make on this forum.This thread was start because of the complaint I made to Tim at surf.co.nz.
    On the day that this thread was I was stalked down by phone here in Gisborne on my private unlisted number by Mr R Stewart pretending to be after some Pipe Fins.Once rs said "ah it's roy from surf.co" I hang up he then tryed to ring strait back but I hang up istead of talking to him.I rang telecom to see what could be done to block any more calls from that number.I was told that If I was to get one more call from him (it takes three calls),his phone line would be cut and he could no longer get a phone line in NZ and lose internet access(re misuse of telephone laws NZ)
    So Be carefull what you do online with Mr Stewart As it has now been recorded at telecom that he is a stalker.
    It has been fuuny at times on this forum ,but when rs crossed the line and broke NZ laws by stalking me I no longer want to commune here on this forum.
    To the rest of you I hope you have fun and happy surfing,Pipe Fins.
     
  13. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    The facts are against you Mr Carter.. since this thread and others are evidence of great interest in the topic.

    Actually Jean Claude said that his friends think that he is a very boring fellow, apologies for the error.
     
  14. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013

    Hahaha actually Guy and I are good friends and he recently did a superb bone carving of one of my boards as a gift.

    The incident above was his misunderstanding, as I was calling him to order some pipe fins. At the time Guy was under a lot of stress due to some health issues and incessant trolling from some idiots on surfco regarding his fins.


    Guy still posts regularly on surfco and we converse often.
    .
     
  15. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013

    https://vine.co/v/hH6ug2jVDvU/embed
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Sure thing, gnome, sure thing.
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Now look what you've done, gnome.....you've gone & gotten chucka-boo-bo & his rapist dawg all fired up again. His meds won't work & his community will have to put with those gutteral noises that he makes when he's, ahem, working on one of his latex blow-up dolls.
     
  18. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    What facts? You never answered my question. Again you talk in circles and cryptic statements. Please answer my question posed above regarding what you meant by better or listen to the hamster:
    hamstermikeSTFU.jpg
     
  19. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
  20. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    That's pretty much the case that he makes for his boards. He calls it efficient surfing. What you need to understand is Roy makes boards for the waves that he surfs in the style he enjoys surfing. Once you understand that all this other stuff (pricing excluded) makes sense.

    I'm not defending the kiwi, just stating what has been said on this forum many times before.