THE ULTIMATE POLL: Jesus Vs. Roy Stuart

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013.

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Who has the better beard?!

  1. Jesus Christ

    17 vote(s)
    56.7%

  2. Roy Stuart

    13 vote(s)
    43.3%
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  1. Oct 27, 2013 #1
    PhiloSurfer

    PhiloSurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 19, 2010
    Yes, it finally had to happen. Matter and Anti-matter collide in this epic match-up!

    Who has the better beard, Jesus (aka the Christ) or Roy (aka the Gnome)?!

    Speak now, or forever hold your peace (or piece, depending on what mood you're in)!

    jesus.jpg roys.jpg
     
    PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013
    PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013
  3. Oct 27, 2013 #2
    bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

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    Oct 2, 2012
    Jesus' wins on color. Roy's got some good volume, though.
     
    bassplayer, Oct 27, 2013
    bassplayer, Oct 27, 2013

  5. Oct 27, 2013 #3
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    its not about size its about how you use it
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 27, 2013
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 27, 2013
  6. Oct 27, 2013 #4
    PhiloSurfer

    PhiloSurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 19, 2010
    I'm going to have to go with JC on this one. looks like he uses some kind of nice Awapuhi conditioner for silky smoothness...
     
    PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013
    PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013
  7. Oct 27, 2013 #5
    Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

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    The new trimmed Jesus...

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    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  8. Oct 27, 2013 #6
    Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

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    The trimmed and pensive Jesus...

    [​IMG]
     
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  9. Oct 27, 2013 #7
    PhiloSurfer

    PhiloSurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 19, 2010
    Don't forget about Jedi Jesus!!

    Jedi Jesus.jpg
     
    PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013
    PhiloSurfer, Oct 27, 2013
  10. Oct 27, 2013 #8
    Roy Stuart

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    A delightful makeover for Easter...

    [​IMG]
     
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  11. Oct 27, 2013 #9
    Roy Stuart

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    Stunt double for 'Jesus N Christ' the movie...

    [​IMG]
     
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  12. Oct 27, 2013 #10
    Roy Stuart

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    The liberal Jesus

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    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  13. Oct 27, 2013 #11
    Roy Stuart

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    [video=youtube;R3UL_uCNWCo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3UL_uCNWCo[/video]
     
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  14. Oct 27, 2013 #12
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    brewengineer, Oct 27, 2013
    brewengineer, Oct 27, 2013
  15. Oct 27, 2013 #13
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008
    The modern-day image of hayzeus is a myth. The white bread, bearded, kindly dood was an invention. Like the rest of it.
     
    yankee, Oct 27, 2013
    yankee, Oct 27, 2013
  16. Oct 27, 2013 #14
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    isnt voting for yourself a sure sign of narcissism/dysfunction?
    arguing with me will just make me break out Plato, so dont
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 27, 2013
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 27, 2013
  17. Oct 27, 2013 #15
    Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2013
    Haha my nickname in this town is 'Jesus' so I voted for him.
     
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  18. Oct 27, 2013 #16
    Henny

    Henny Well-Known Member

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    Dec 27, 2011
    No. ................
     
    Henny, Oct 27, 2013
    Henny, Oct 27, 2013
  19. Oct 27, 2013 #17
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    image.jpg ......
     
    Koki Barrels, Oct 27, 2013
    Koki Barrels, Oct 27, 2013
  20. Oct 27, 2013 #18
    Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    So is the conclusion pointing to Roy as the Jesus of surfing? I'm cool with that. I don't know how Roy feels but if someone compared me to Jesus I would be honored
     
    Cuck Taylor, Oct 27, 2013
    Cuck Taylor, Oct 27, 2013
  21. Oct 27, 2013 #19
    Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

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    I just tell people I'm his cousin. The name is what the local Maori call me in the town I'm living in. At my home break some call me Bowser. in the 80's it was Seagull. I've also been called worse things.
     
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
    Roy Stuart, Oct 27, 2013
  22. Oct 27, 2013 #20
    Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    Roy I've mentioned in some threads before that I've been to New Zealand. While there I visited a Maori tribe on the South Island. I had the Privilege to sleep in one of their meeting houses. Kiakura. (Spelling ?) the meeting house was decorated with art beyond my belief. And sculptures of green stone... Amazing stuff.

    The Maori are a very cool people. I liked how the ATM machines had Maori as a language of choice.
     
    Cuck Taylor, Oct 27, 2013
    Cuck Taylor, Oct 27, 2013
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