Dude let's go. Great waves, Portuguese chicks, decriminalized drugs, I'm in. And Kookie, I have a special hood designed for the most effective airs, I'll bring it and let ya give it a whirl.
Dude. Couple things: Port Chix are the creme de la effin creme. My militia is ready for mobilization any day of the week if they're involved, not even talking about waves. Not many EU countries care too much about substances. You just don't want to be crossing borders. 8 bills is dirt for trans-Atlantic these days especially last minute. No way she's ending up in the Azores unless she's a half breed since I've dated 5 Ports and none of them were named Melissa. Or any of their cousins, sisters, or amigas.
there are no more borders in the EU (Schengen states) Emass, and the Portuguese chicks are not as hot as the Spanish. topless beaches are frowned upon by the Portuguese, where in Spain there are TITTIES EVERYWHERE. at least from what I saw.......my goodness I love tits and seriously guys, just go for it, please, you will love it, fly into Lisboa and stay in Ericiera, only 45 minutes from supertubes and 45 minutes from Lisboa, get a rental car with max insurance, airbnb has the dopest cheap spots, 45$ night for 3 bedrooms overlooking Ribeira D'ilhas, pm me if you are serious I was there for months and loved it and can point you in right direction please just do it, credit cards weren't made for nothing!! and go to Cádiz in southern spain for carnival These honeys are just waiting for you
Brah, I've been to Cádiz. Unreal. Too bad it was way before surfing came into my life but I'll be back. That country is my favorite place in the world. Only reason I haven't gone to Port yet is that I know for a fact I'll come back with a wife. And Spicoli ain't rett fo datt yett.
You want hash, lets go to Morocco where its produced. Always firing off predominantly right hand point breaks. Waves and cheap ganga cant beat it!
Nah see me and the Atlantic got this relationship. I wouldnt wanna surf another ocean and have her get all upset.
its the same ocean numbnuts except now instead of her sh!tty backdoor browneye, you get sweet full frontal action. who can count the meteorologic and sexual puns in that joke?
