The official surfer fight club.

"Apex of time and space". That's some Back To the Future 4 schitt.

 

Nah. It's just above your pay grade, sport coat.

 

Get off the laptop and go check your trip packing again. Neither of us want you coming back stateside with any contrails because you left your DEET at home. Zinc oxide for days, Imodium AD even if you're staying in a resort with clean water, back issues of Radioactive Man, cassette tapes for your Sony Sports Walkman, but limit your "rubbers" to 1mm rash guards. Not sure if you're still chasing wahines in your ripeness, but cross-pollination has strengthened mankind for millennia.

I'm actually stoked for you that you're getting to charge an idyllic destination. Seems like you need it and will benefit from it. No need to throw it in anyone's face, because we really are stoked for you. I'll be back in SoCal/NorCal in two weeks so I'm not jealous, just pleased for you yankee.

Now go, get off the laptop and double-check your supply of tropical surf wax. And your beta-blockers

 

Each of these gems is worthy of their own post, Kookie that was great, I cant stop laughing at the first one

 

Ah, yes, emass8' you finally snapped. Even you have your breaking point. Not even Bill Cosby's Nephew or the Maine Latex Barn Rapist got your goat, but here we witness you losingggg it.

Too many people who are unimpressed with your endless efftard blithering & blathering on this Forum? Was that what wigged you out? Was it my buoy Billy ripping you (another) new one for your efftard fatuous shpeckle posts? Wannabes have one thing thing that runs through & true: you try so, so hard to be cool, to be on point, to have the latest pop terms, to poseur as the social commentator of our times. Eh....not so much.

Geebus keeristmas who cares, really. Well, maybe wayne the insane will care, he will hold you in your moment of angst.

Who is the goob who took hisself to CentroAmerica (or so you say) and then posted your drivel on SI Forum every single day while you were 'away'.... surfing those massive peeling lefts in your Jacuzzi, sport coat? I mean, really, who actually, really, goes on a surf trek to Centro & faithfully posts on this yo-yo place each & every day....?

Like I stated earlier....you're just too easy, sparky. It's not even sport with you. PETA would be upset with me for poaching defenseless tuna.

 

I'm a fan again.

 

Thats some here and now crystal lovin Charles hating sh*t actually.

 

Brah, so presumptuous are you. No angst here. None. I had a great day snowboarding for the first time in years and I'm in a tranquil state right now. There was no breaking you speak of. I told you repeatedly that I'm stoked you're going on a trip and still am. Said it on here many weeks ago, that SI is too familiar to me to ever take seriously or offense to. I like all of you buggahs in all of your glory or shame. Really, if I cared enough to snap on you at any point in time or space, would I have ignored your jabs for the last 3 months like I've done? Wouldn't be throwing stones from glass calling others angry and disturbed when you were trolling this forum at 2:30am last night pouncing on any post within 2 minutes.

I can't find a wave for the life of me anywhere but got so much stoke in the last 24 hours between my efforts and body thrashing on wet pavement then icy man-made snow. I'm at a nice equilibrium right now and hope the same for all of you. Go stoke your face off, yankee. You'll feel better.

It's Saturday night, not the work week any longer. You're about to go on a sick surf trip. If you can't find solace in that at the moment then go make preparations to ensure the trip will achieve its goals of you finding stoke, having a great experience as you have in the past, and coming back in a state of clear renewal.

 

Uh oh hes getting sentimental

 

Na brah, just #RealTalk. Not everything has to be a pissing match. We are up against enough of those in our outside lives. No sense in seeking them here in our tree of trust. Nothin wrong with me tellin an SI reg I hope he gets stoke on his tropical trip. If I did the opposite I'd probably add to the earthly karmic schitt storm that's keeping us from getting storms.

Now, that's not to say that sanctions and tough love should never be handed out for JV acts around here. The checks and balances are both necessary and fun.

 

#RealTalk how old are you?

 

Bro. Who uses that term in seriousness other than white trash? My posts are commonly laden with references in jest and not always overt. You know this. Sleep easy tonight knowing I've never said or typed RealTalk and wasn't making fun of it.

 

Chubby boy should be able to press 225 with ease.

 

That's awesome Chuck! I love how you had your wife spot you for that power rep--pumping iron is best enjoyed as a family affair.

Rubber Dude says you're slow, keep away from the twinkies.

 

I under estimated you charles...was kinda hard to tell under all of that blubber's. I've got a 0.4% BF for maximum "paddle speed" so I can snake' all of you're wave's

 

Nah by boyfriend is from Maine though.

 

Wow this thread took such a great turn, good work fellers.

 

Hey you guys who are into boxing/fighting.......lifting weights..........

What's the point? To look "good?"

Or is it to be able to beat people with your violence?

If you're into violence then you guys should move to the ghetto or go to prison where you can really test your violence skills. Hey, if that's what you are into then friggin embrace it wholeheartedly and go where the big boys play. Don't try and vibe some skinny guy at Moody's with your chest muscles. That's weak. Go fight Suge Knight

Fist-fighting is so pointless and dumb. Macho macho man. If you're really that angry at someone where you want to impose harm, take them out. Why waste time just inflicting a couple cuts and bruises. Shoot 'em !! Yeah Macho macho men!!! Women think they have it so bad, but poor men always got to be Macho macho men !!

People who lift weights(over-seriously) are fay.....totally dude. Rob Machado never lifted any weights.......