The first black friday

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Nov 26, 2013.

  1. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    I want to start this by saying:
    If you shop this weekend for anything other than food, you are part of the problem, please sterilize yourself as you dont know the value of family are are too stupid to create a worthwhile human:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknebxcatuI#t=77
    [video=youtube;wknebxcatuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknebxcatuI#t=77[/video]

    enjoy this sarcastic subtitled video
     
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    YEAH !!!

    Thanksgiving will cease to be within 20 years as it will be swallowed-up by the Shopping Holiday - Black Friday.

    Hey, yeah, I chased a buzz for many years. Call me what you will. But I'd rather be a chemical screw-up than a materialistic blow hard. I never saw the pleasure these goods bring youse guys. I have no idea.......

    "You know two TV's and two Cadillac cars ain't gonna help me at all....not at all"

    And that's the Jane's version thank you. Not a big fan of Lou Reed or any of his projects besides Velvet's "Run Run Run"

    You people stomp and kill people to get at bargain TV's and tech gadgets. You people sit in HUGE lines waiting to get into a store. That's insane.
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Yup, good stuff MIS.
     
  4. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    AGREED. Though I may have to get some gas or a 6er on friday.
     
  5. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    It's African American Friday you racist son of a beach
     
  6. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Does beer count?
     
  7. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    *exceptions for beer, wine, lick-her, and gasoline
     
  8. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    C'mon I've been camping on the sidewalk at the entrance of BestBuy for 2 days now. What's the big deal? I brought plenty of poop bags to clean up after myself.
     
  9. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Black Friday is America's most honest holiday. It is immediately preceded by Thanksgiving, which is when Americans of all races, except the native kind, get together and exchange a mutual wink and a nod that they're giving thanks for the majestic land that God inexplicably bestowed upon them and then have a turkey dinner. But Black Friday actually embodies the pioneer spirit that carried smallpox riddled settlers from one coast to the other. Like raiders in the night, shoppers drunk on red wine and diabetes crouch before the gates of the enemy's castle, or Best Buy, waiting to storm through the breach and rape and pillage and ask if this can be returned if it turns out your sister already has one...
     
  10. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    The wifey is boycotting bidniz' that open before 4 pm except grocery stores. kinda selfish but, who am I to say anything to the 1 person who'll put out for me.
     
  11. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    That's good. My local bar is doing a Black Friday beer event. Good way to steer clear of the shopping madness.
     
  12. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
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  13. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Beer, ganja, PCP are not material goods........

    Wetsuits and surfin' boards are NOT material goods either.

    All of these things are mere vehicles to natural enlightenment.........They are intermediaries to a greater source.

    You don't just post your board up against the wall and stare at it. The board transcends material status as soon as your toes touch the sand, or rocks for you Rhode Island guys at one of them California-named places.

    Car and gasoline are fine too. It's transportation, dudes. Material goods are things that really serve no special magical function like PCP does. TV's, video games, jewelry, dohickeys, cell phones(yeah, you're not talking aboot anything special - trust me, you're not), are materials.

    NO, your video games do not create magic like PCP, unless you play the video games on PCP(Rohrer & Westmoreland St).

    Hold it, now I'm getting confused here. I reckon watching Teen Mom 2 can be pretty special, but I don't know if that legitimizes television sets. I'm blowing my mind here trying to tie things together and making distinctions......

    Spicoli and Seen, you'll have to take over on this one. You guys are pretty deep. But are you material? What aboot MIS-13? Is he material or is he just one part of a bigger community dedicated to utopia? So in actuality, is he, by himself nothing, hence not a material good?
     
  14. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Preach on, brother Bill!
     
  15. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    On Friday I will be hours away from the nearest Walmart. Sighting in my .270 Winchester, getting my stand ready, and consuming two of the three "non-material" goods in Bill's list. Sorry Bill, I don't think Pops (still knocking back the Jack Daniels at 80 years old) will go for PCP. It's actually fun to still have to sneak into the woods at Deer camp at the age of 50 to toke without Pops seeing. If you want to find me, Google SHUNK, PA. Find Rt 154 and follow it about 4 miles north. It's the best place to be on Black Friday besides the ocean.
     
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Man, this is getting all metaphysical and stuff...let me first say I fully agree with the items deemed non-material...boards, cheeb, etc. As far as material nature of myself/other humans...I guess we'd have to draw a distinction b/t physical and material objects(us humans being the former)....

    "or rocks for you Rhode Island guys at one of them California-named places"...that was friggin' hilarious.
     
  17. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Get a big one!
     
  18. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Feel free to send some jerky to me!
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    One of the best pieces of meat I've ever eaten was a pan seared piece of back strap...not quite sure how it was seasoned it but it was so good.
     
  20. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    If I was allowed to drive I would quite possibly "hunt" you down, Chavez. But the law has spoken and this time I'm not breaking their rules regarding driving on suspended.

    Don't give Brewengineer any jerky. HA !!

    You guys really shouldn't shoot deer, but to each his own. I have a list of much better targets, if anyone wants to step up their hunting game. And y'all leave the bears alone.

    And Chavez, no fornicating with barn yard animals. I know alcohol does strange things to people.

    One time I was forced to go to a "meeting" and this dude started talking aboot his drinking and his attraction to farm animals. I swear. I was glad I went to that meeting. I don't get blown away too often, but I was speechless after that dude spoke........speechless. Shocked.......