surf 'n sex

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by mtd, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. mtd

    mtd Active Member

    29
    Jun 27, 2008
    Probably not the first to notice this but all this talk about surf movies reminds me of the similarities between surfing and sex as a vehicle for pure pleasure. I once told my girlfriend (who surfs and has a great sense of humor!) that I didn't know which was more difficult to do - get outta bed after being with her or gettin' outta the water after a great session. I just didn't want it to end, ya know? But the anticipation of the next time would keep the stoke up (pun intended). And then when things dry up and go flat, so to speak, its easy to turn to "surf porn", the videos. Which get a little old after a while, then ya gotta go get some fresh vids... just a goofy thought to add to the cacaphony that is this forum. Besides, when it gets down to cartoon-surfing-penguins you know things are gettin bad... (actually its not a bad movie!) Ok, talk amongst yourselves...

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smokin salvia...;)
     
  2. ...LostInFlorida

    ...LostInFlorida Well-Known Member

    229
    Jun 3, 2008
    you have way too much time on your hands dude...:rolleyes:
     

  3. Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

    May 19, 2006
    would you give up sex for a good day of surf?
     
  4. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    I tell everyone (guys and girls) if the conversation comes up...


    I will take perfect waves any day over having sex with any girl.


    ^ Go ahead, start flaming me :D
     
  5. somesurfer4

    somesurfer4 Active Member

    33
    Jul 17, 2008
    totally agree
     
  6. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
    same here.......
     
  7. swellinfo OG

    swellinfo OG Active Member

    42
    May 20, 2006
    i agree but after i plow my gf i dont find it hard to get up and go play videogames or have a snack or something.... but hey if youre a cuddler more power too you (homo:rolleyes:)
     
  8. Aguaholic

    Aguaholic Well-Known Member

    Oct 26, 2007
  9. wavehunter

    wavehunter Well-Known Member

    142
    Dec 18, 2007

    Since we don't get PERFECT waves that often, heck yeah. Now if I lived in say the samoan islands or hawaii or something, I think I could pass up surfing once in a while to get some.
     
  10. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    HAHAHHA....

    I totally agree. But since I live in NJ... I will stand by my statement :D
     
  11. ecunfortunate

    ecunfortunate Member

    5
    May 11, 2008
    just get laid after you go surfing
     
  12. mostchillin

    mostchillin Active Member

    43
    Jun 20, 2008
    or before to make those perfect waves even better...
     
  13. Inimicool

    Inimicool New Member

    4
    Sep 7, 2008
    Okay, I will.

    What about dudes? Would you sacrifice a perfect day out in the water in order to stay between the sheets going down on your boyfriend? Hmmmm?
     
  14. surferboi0911

    surferboi0911 Well-Known Member

    262
    Apr 18, 2007
    i've done it, and dont regret it lol
     
  15. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
  16. kaisoul

    kaisoul Active Member

    36
    Jan 31, 2008
    It is a truely a good day when you come home all tired and stoked from a long surf and your all salty and sandy and your women is totally ready for it!!!!:D
     
  17. chadbrochill93

    chadbrochill93 Well-Known Member

    231
    Nov 2, 2007


    that is redicoulous. ANY girl? what if it was like frickin megan fox
     
  18. rgnsup

    rgnsup Well-Known Member

    Jun 23, 2008
    Nope...not ridiculous. And seems that others actually agree!! :D
     
  19. quiksilverbq

    quiksilverbq Member

    10
    Jul 14, 2008
    you guys would rather go surfing then do megan fox, jessica alba, jessica simpson, carrie underwood, kiera knightly, and jessical beil??? thats kinda messed up..

    its like the perfect waves versus the perfect girl
     
  20. DHD511rounded

    DHD511rounded Member

    8
    Sep 22, 2007
    Surfing and sex are very similar in certain ways. You have to pump hard to clear a section, you pull in and out of the barrel, and finally you are always trying to smack something. Even the lip(s)! Enjoy.