I greased myself up pre-sesh like y'all said and still couldn't get my wetsuit off

who the f told you to grease up? I would expect that your wetsuit will be inside out by the time you get out of it. I usually use a door knob or a fat hook (or a fat hooker) to get the shoulders past my elbow then it comes off easy.

 

sit in the dryer. delicate cycle, moderate heat. the warmth will allow the suit to expand.

 

lol

pretty sure a wetsuit shrinks as it dries

anyway, as long as you've got your correct size, the suit will get looser the more you wear it. Later, you may be glad you got a tighter suit than one that's initially looser. In the meantime, get someone to help you peel it off

 

ohhh, the irony.

 

I had an item from a dive shop that resembled a dance skin. They use it in Australia to protect from box jellys. my wet suit would slide on an off effortlessly. The bad thing was the heat transfer when trying to get it off.

 

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Have you thought about taking yoga lessons??

 

Dude, you were supposed to use petroleum jelly, not super glue!

 

WHats a vacuum bag? I wonder if that can help you take your wetsuit off.

 

did you lube up with turkey grease? if not you did it wrong

 

Just leave it on. I've been wearing my hyperflex 5/4 for the past 3 years. Never took it off, not even to poop.

Speaking of which, you guys ever poop your suit?

 

no but i've **** myself while running before.

 

that was anal leakage. the meds do funny things i assume? it also happens to pregnant women