Why I miss the shredmachine

you sound like a gay.

 

Yeah, I miss him too. Who can forget these golden nuggets:

Hindus in bikinis

Shotting the Honeyton pier

NJ is the best state in the state

The obviously copied and pasted "surf tips"

His way out of line rants against Kure beach surfer for helping out the less fortunate

Blaming all of his poor English on the auto-correct of his iPhone 7 (or was it 8?)

Some miss him. Some don't. To it's their own, I say. To it's their own...

 

I miss him too...one of my faves was when he was all nice to some girl who posted, said "Aloha, I surf with girls all the time"...also liked the progression for 16' to 19' then the final jump to 23', check it, it was that calculated...
I PM'd him onces, for sh!ts and giggles. Said "hey man, how are ya, what hve you been up to?"..to which he replied, "dating models and surfing barrels". Good stuff.

 

Although I wasn't a part of this forum when he was around, I did read this forum for years now and remember reading all the crazy things he said. Atleast he was genuinely funny unlike this atlanticO guy

 

Yeah you know the Shreder was banging models and hindus all day long! That guy was so comical and insane it was the perfect mix.

 

He was amazing in his own way, agreed; well said by most of the above posters.

Someone should 'construct' who/what the shredmachine might be based on the tidbits he used to toss out. Such as the one where he informed us that he was a Wall Street stock trader making bank, with the latest iPhone bling & driving his BMW. Classic shredmachine.

 

If I recall, he said "23ft" because thats whats an offshore deep water buoy was reading when he supposedly went surfing during Sandy.

 

I believe it was the fastest 'whip' on the block....

NJschredmachine drove a Nissan; I'm almost sure of that.

Let's be realistic, I'm the only one here who drives a BMW.

 

I really miss the little guy....needless, i say more.

 

Hey! I have a BMW. But mine wouldn't fit in when looking for Hindus. It has 215k hard miles.

 

I don't miss him, because it was just that doucher AtlanticO trolling. It was funny because he was too dumb to troll properly.

 

I still maintain the shredmachine was 12 years old. Which also goes a long way towards explaining atlantico's spew.

 

No, you're not the only one.

NJShredMachine & Co. was awesome while it lasted. I'm sure he'll find his way back here soon with new adventures to talk about and an iPhone 12.

 

who is this guy and what happened to him? just spent hte last hour going through the history. this guy cant be for real hahaha

 

and some more gems

 

^^^^Classic shred. Amazing what you'll find digging around in that mine.

 

LOL those are funny. I think that second one was directed at me for insulting him about something. Now I'm really missing the Shredhead. Maybe if we get some 23 footers he will come back with stories.