Gay Surfers

what assumption? you seem pretty clear here

 

Are you spying on me, MIS?!!!

I once saw a black guy surfing a board and I said, "Nice shape! Is that a speed egg?"
And he says, "Cracker, This is a speed watermelon!"
Not true, but I wish it was.

 

It's totally normal for gay men and straight women to hang out with hot guys, both young and old. It just turns out that most hot guys are young and has nothing to do with child molestation. there are plenty of hot young surfers over 18. Don't any of you read (I mean look at) surfer magazine? FYI - Kelly Slater is hot now but was hotter when he was younger, especially when he was a 20 something

 

wow the neanderthals are coming out (pun intended). my work here is complete. catch you hicks in the lineup

 

18 is young dummie!!!!!!! that would make it consensual

 

travy.....are you gay?

 

hicks!! thats hurtful!

 

travy + gay = gravy

 

Nobody on the speed watermelon shape? I'm hurt...

 

without the "Wokka Wokka!" we didn't know it was a joke!

 

Yea, well, Im a gay black southeastern redneck jerzy guido and I think this is all totally FAB! Love paddling out behind all you tight little white boys! And yes I do "ride" a speed melon. Dont hate.

 

I am a non-ripped, non-hot, very, very, hairy part guido bodysurfer who has kneeboarded on occasion as I can get slotted earlier and easier, people make fun of me on the reg, I don't take it personally because I am confident I am unbelievably awesome. and humble
I guess I am a bear?
This isn't me, but jokes abound everywhere!
[video=youtube;rjwTsKrwL_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjwTsKrwL_Q[/video]

the intermission is where it gets 'gay'

Homer, he enjoys the company of men
Who doesn't?!

 

ha i knew you spent a lot of time on your knees!

 

great that you could join that party, that was funny captain hypocrite!

 

Hmmm this thread could go pro down in history.

For the first time(that I have seen) someone has insulted the southern guys and the Jersey yankees at the same time. Could the two oft-bickering groups join forces against the wrath of T-Gravy?

First we need to find out what kind of person T-Gravy is. So, T-Gravy, where do you live? Your ethnic origin please? And is there any other info that is relevant to this discussion?

Wow, just imagine Cepriano, Doug, WalkingonH2O and the other Jersey mafia bonding together with Erock, Brewengineer, Blaster of ye Sand and the other hillbillies in a fight against a common enemy.

Bench pressing, tans, fast cars, pier-shotting, Wall St money, chewing tobacky, hunting varmits, wilderness survival skills, and The Knights of the Klu Klux Klan all combined in a fight against a common foe.

By the way, I am not Italian. Oh good God no. I just shook when I typed that.

 

that was kneeboarder joke einstein and i support not only joking on kneeboarders but drowning them as well. this extends to spongers and sweepers too but only if they're clogging the good peak.

 

Hey, am I to surmise that the only thing interesting on the internet is porn and fighting on forums?

What's this, the 52nd squabble in the last five days?

There really needs to be a Swellinfo gathering.

 

Yeah pot calling the kettle black much!? You put MIS down for insulting a group of people then you do the same thing. What a tool.

This sir is SI forum gold all the way!!!

Here are two gay surfers for you:

 

for the record i am a large, core, unhairy straight middle aged man from the south who's lived in the northeast for almost 20 years and loves the jerzzzy juice whenever he can catch it with his gang of gay surfers, male and female, black, white and asian..

and i swear to god my favorite board for throaty jerz barrels is the ci gravy. lol