Gay Surfers

i was trying to make a point that you clearly missed. try and keep up!

 

thats hateful against my tribe of salami slobbing kneeboarders

 

Kneeboarders are cool as hell, if there's any left. Most of them were full on eccentric nut cases......

And that's a good thing........

 

I am offended. I am the new normal. I am cool. I am Travy.

 

you just made the list buddy!

 

Good one , Pump

Yo, I saw in The Press that there's a cheer leading convention at your convention center this weekend. Will you take me? It caters to both sexual persuasions so all y'all are invited too. Hey, is the log ride still open?

 

Not sure about surfers but I always heard that all boogie boarders are gay. Not sure where I heard that though.

 

You probably heard that in one of them Adult Bookstores you frequent. Don't worry we won't tell your wife and kids.

Hey, y'all prepare yourself for the rubber band......... man
Ain't never heard a sound like the rubber band........MAN
You're bound to lose control when the rubber band starts to jam.....

 

Is there really a need for a thread on gay surfers in the lineup???
Guess what. There are gay dudes and chicks everywhere. No need for a "y'all see any queers at your break?" thread.

 

Oh yeah your right, now I remember 42nd street NYC summer of 2012, thanks!

 

Wait did you just say you like to go south on unhairy middle aged men's barrels and catch their jersey juice/gravy whenever you can?

 

the only throaty you is a **** or a fist, either way take your pick.

 

Anyone know of a good place to buy used sex toys? Trying to save some $ on the wife's x-mas gift this year.

 

Or maybe someone has toys they've, grown out of.

 

the word that once meant really happy then homosexual now means something else and that's not gay,and you can't change it.it's like how many in every religion have always believed it is wrong or a sin but now that means you are homophobic,or just committed a hate crime.it also seems to me if you are white you are automatically a racist.for all we know the people in charge here are gay,but you have to figure out for yourself which definition.i once said lifeguards are gay and got a swellinfo warning.which gay did I mean?there are probably all three types of gay surfers right here.don we now our gay apparel,fa la la,fa la la, la la la...

 

lighten up...jokes are jokes...think I got a nice verbal thrashing on here for using the term gay one time but... in all seriousness... Good for them. I hope they raise the money they need. I say who cares if some dude is gay? I like redheads...they like dudes (or in the case of lesbians... chicks... so we actually have a lot in common). Having taught middle and high school I know the fragile nature of the teenage concept of self and hate to see kids bullied or worse commit suicide over not fitting in.

 

So, like, I am a hairy deigo, and I get called fat cause I am not slim (but still slimmer than our dummy slapping lumberjack) and get made fun of for being short as I am 5'9"....... do you and your buddy call each other names slashdog? (like he's the pitcher and you're the catcher?)? I have friends that are physically and culturally different and we RUDE each other on the reg as a sign of affection for each other, (PJB's been to Camden, he knows what I'm talking aboot) A truly evolved human has a sense of humor and isnt a PC robot

I mean I have a friend who is a recovering alcoholic/addict and I ask him when his next relapse is so I can collect in the over-under pool I have with the rest of the crew- yes I am a heartless prick

 

BEST MOVIE evah!

 

And like yea, I am totally G A Y for surfing...totally.