The Seldom Seen Christmas Special

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 25, 2013.

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  1. Dec 26, 2013 #21
    Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

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    Sep 20, 2010
    Are Seldom and the crew going to make it to the most sheltered area of NJ...LBI?

    Cant wait to find out!
     
    Sniffer, Dec 26, 2013
    Sniffer, Dec 26, 2013
  3. Dec 26, 2013 #22
    Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

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    Apr 23, 2013
    Trev !! Yo, how have you been?

    Thanks for the support, people. You have good taste.
     
    Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 26, 2013
    Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 26, 2013

  5. Dec 26, 2013 #23
    fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    5,513
    Dec 6, 2010
    Bravo, ma brotha, bravo...keep em' coming
     
    fl.surfdog, Dec 26, 2013
    fl.surfdog, Dec 26, 2013
  6. Dec 26, 2013 #24
    your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

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    Dec 2, 2013
    PJB you are an inspiration to us all! Actually one of the reasons I frequent this site often...very entertaining, and more importantly, interesting
     
    your pier, Dec 26, 2013
    your pier, Dec 26, 2013
  7. Dec 26, 2013 #25
    Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

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    Apr 23, 2013
    He sat looking out his window at the increasingly baffling Brooklyn neighborhood he once considered edgy. Located on the border of a Biggie Smalls neighborhood, he enjoyed cheap rent(by NYC standards) and appreciated the rugged individuals who once called it home.

    Now, as he gazed out the window, he saw nothing but tight jeans, tight stripped T-shirts - the necklines way too low, wool beenies, and goatees. Everybody has a f'ing goatee and tattoos these days. Rich girls from CT worked and partied their way around town, their rent supplied by daddy. It was all so fake and superficial.

    A decade ago he enjoyed his existence. He had a decent job and a solid social network. He also had a Queen's beachbreak, with just a few other die-hards, all to himself. But that had all changed. Now surfing was friggin fashionable to those who once would never even consider paddling out on a frosty February morning. Surfing was cool. It was chic. He blames Kelly Slater and Quiksilver for this. And the artsy-fartsy surfing guys who had to pedal a fake image to retain sponsorship and exposure. Yeah, grow those dreds or afro a little longer, man. Surfing bohemians financed by Quiksilver and Macy's.......

    Surf shops in Manhattan? Underground surf movie premieres in SoHo? What the hell has happened? Pro surfers who bypass the tour spend months at a time tooling around the city for God knows what reasons, and friggin Billabong pays them to do so. Oh yeah, some clown, who happens to surf Pipeline, took a picture of the shoreline, and now has an art presentation on the Upper East Side. Bravo.......

    Mikey McFitz was pissed - like, The Unibomber type of pissed. He often sat swilling Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor from his apartment, writing disturbing maifestos to the world. The madness of the city, combined with frequent drop-ins at 90th St, by 12-year-olds was taking its toll. The rage boiled-up inside of him. He was just one bottle of Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor away from snapping.

    He had to get out. Get away from this place. He often sat staring at a map of the world wondering where he belonged. He needed to find a place to set his soul free. A place where people were real and no one wore stripped T-shirts, and no one had a goatee.

    Little did Mikey McFitz know, that the place he dreamed of was so much closer than he could ever imagine.......

    To Be Continued.......
     
    Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 26, 2013
    Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 26, 2013
  8. Dec 26, 2013 #26
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    CMON, CMON! Finish the F@cking Story! I NEED to see how this plays out before I go to work at job #2. I'm like Hunter S Thompson as played by Johnny Depp writhing around on the floor after taking a sniff of human adrenaline gland extract. As seen in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
    Gimme more! This story is Gold! Gold I tells ya!
     
    ChavezyChavez, Dec 26, 2013
    ChavezyChavez, Dec 26, 2013
  9. Dec 26, 2013 #27
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Chavez! Eagerly awaiting the next installment here too...
     
    seldom seen, Dec 26, 2013
    seldom seen, Dec 26, 2013
  10. Dec 26, 2013 #28
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    Apr 20, 2012
    mr pbj we need to turn this into a movie.im thinkin the kid from breaking bad plays seldom,maybe have john goodman play the trailer park dude.i cant wait for the part when they get pulled over for being in a stolen car lol
     
    cepriano, Dec 26, 2013
    cepriano, Dec 26, 2013
  11. Dec 26, 2013 #29
    Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

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    Apr 23, 2013
    This isn't some thing I've been thinking of....just spur of the moment crap. No novel. I wouldn't post anything of importance on a public website for free. Ya know what it is that I be sayin'?

    Since Seldom Seen is leaving work soon and I'm not feeling it right now.......those interested will just have to wait. This will last through New Year's Eve, if I'm still alive.......I'm burning up with fever. Oh Lordy that child is burning up with fever.

    Plus, I'm pissed-off at 18-25 year old white males who think they are from East Detroit but are from Northfield. They just keep doing the same stupid stuff. They speak English around some people and then they speak ghetto around others. Every time they get out they post on their FB all of this positive gobblygook, and two months later they are back in again. Don't call me, " BOO." I'm not a "Boo." Ya know what it is that I be sayin' ?
     
    Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 26, 2013
    Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 26, 2013
  12. Dec 26, 2013 #30
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2013
    so are the stories of all these people going to meet/intertwine in belmar for a bench off? or are the stories all going to make there own ways?
     
    Sandblasters, Dec 26, 2013
    Sandblasters, Dec 26, 2013
  13. Dec 26, 2013 #31
    Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

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    May 22, 2012
    Oh man...

    Will Fitz hop NJ TRANSIT to escape NY for a 'real' surf town?

    Will KS make an appearance at a SOHO Starbucks, or even a Quicksilver store?

    Who else will Fitz find along the way? Where IS Seldom? Will any other elusive forum members come out of the woodwork a la Trevolution?

    Is it possible that we'll see the return of Surfin'nig, Emass8', or even... the one whose name shall not be spoken?

    Stay tuned people. Your local programming just keeps getting better.
     
    Slashdog, Dec 26, 2013
    Slashdog, Dec 26, 2013
  14. Dec 26, 2013 #32
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Jun 17, 2013
    I am on pins and needles. (Metaphorically - I am allergic to codeine and opiates. The weed is all I need). I know the journey is more important than the destination...in most instances...unless the destination is jail or a hospital or a graveyard...but I can't wait for the happy ending.
     
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    sisurfdogg, Dec 26, 2013
  15. Dec 26, 2013 #33
    trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

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    Feb 16, 2012
    eh dude had some run ins with the nsa. been laying loooooooooow. Sup obama?
     
    trevolution, Dec 26, 2013
    trevolution, Dec 26, 2013
  16. Dec 27, 2013 #34
    boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

    175
    Feb 3, 2011
    Actually the funny part is that this dude is really owning you guys and you love it.

    That Buckley kid is from Belmar and they actually publish his garbage in the real mags. It's so bad. The last one I read he was incorrectly quoting about surfing's history. At least Coen has matured a little. Seems like a good guy, but reaks of needing to make this writing thing work so he can maintain the lifestyle.

    Most of this story is straight Wilbur meets Everybody Surfs.

    I enjoy the correct use of comma's almost as much as the content.

    Will the boys be confused about the Turnpike vs the Parkway?

    Will they meet in Central Jersey?

    Where is Central Jersey?

    Does wearing an Eastern Lines Tee give u cred?

    What wetsuit should they wear in late December?

    Will they help each other with their zippers?

    Will they grab a slice...will they know what that means?

    Will they ask what's a pork roll? Will Taylor Ham confuse them?

    Will they be considered Bennies or Shoobies?

    Will they ride NSP's?

    Will they announce their arrival by all paddling out together?

    Will Matt Johnson delete this thread?

    Will the people of Lake Cuomo ever accept the fact they live in Belmar?

    Best low end teenage graffiti I ever saw was at the stairs by Squan Inlet...it simply read "Learn to surf in Belmar".....
     
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    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
  17. Dec 27, 2013 #35
    boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

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    Feb 3, 2011
    will *****fart be there?
     
    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
  18. Dec 27, 2013 #36
    boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

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    Feb 3, 2011
    will pus$yfart be there?
     
    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
  19. Dec 27, 2013 #37
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008
    "A sphincter says what...?"

    In other words, STFU & go back to lurking. Billy's workin' it; you go work your thunderc*nt (props to Brew).

    Billy's the SI Forum Legend, and Billy's the wordsmith, not you jackass. The Seen is The Man of the Hour.

    Do something productive like go chum your jacuzzi and stop trying to hijack the man's thread.
     
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    yankee, Dec 27, 2013
    yankee, Dec 27, 2013
  20. Dec 27, 2013 #38
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahaha chumming a jacuzzi, that's a funny thought. The possibilities in this story are endless, officially tuned in for the next installment.
     
    seldom seen, Dec 27, 2013
    seldom seen, Dec 27, 2013
  21. Dec 27, 2013 #39
    boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

    175
    Feb 3, 2011
    Yeah... He is a real Parmenter. Owned.
     
    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
    boogitym, Dec 27, 2013
  22. Dec 27, 2013 #40
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008

    Upon reflection, in the spirit of the season, perhaps I was a bit on the harsh side.

    Just know that Billy is a SI HOF dude, the word original doesn't even begin to describe this cat, and thus his contributions must be protected from hijackers, gnomes & latex dummy thrashers the world over. Healthy new year, everyone. Yes, everyone...
     
    yankee, Dec 27, 2013
    yankee, Dec 27, 2013
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