It's Oficially Friday for Eastern Time

Beers?
Beers!

 

There will be countless other pointless threads here before this year is through.

 

I just saw the second hand on my clock move 1 second forward. Oh wait it just did it again!

 

Go to bed buddy

 

you have succeeded,grasshopper.pjb/seldom will be proud.

 

Are you surfing today little young man? If so please tell us all about it. Be sure to include spot nick name how to get there where to park and how to paddle out. Thanks brahhhh oh and rub that jelly stuff from mommys nightstand over your exposed face to keep frost bite away!

 

The only spastic one. GeorgiaSurfer has very good self-control. Go back to bed grom.

 

You might be, but.....

A lot of the older dudes on here have the mental capacities of children. That's why they get upset at real life issues, and posts containing more than seven words....... people like Beachbreak. Reading longer posts could only help them with their reading and writing skills, but as ignorant people do, they choose to ignore the opportunity.

Oh and by the way, EVERY internet post, topic and thread is POINTLESS.........for the most part.

Talking surf BS and creating ten threads for an average east coast swell..........is pointless.

You either surf it or you don't. Getting Skippy's thought of what the swell we be like, three days in advance, is........pointless.

Skippy don't know sh!t.

Why look for surf knowledge from east coast people who rely on surf predictin' webiste predictions to know when there will be waves? If they can't figure out when there will be surf, then what knowledge could they have?

 

Based on these statements I suppose we should all quit the forum and stop looking at surf forecasts? 10 threads about _______of the year no problem? I'm lost.

 

Yes, we should stop looking at internet forecasts and resume watching The Weather Channel. Well I still do, but that's just me. I'm ancient in my ways. Though I do look 34.

Yes, we shouldn't be on surf predictin' website forums. Look at what we do on here. All we do is fight, pick and hassle each other......for the most part.

People try and learn how to surf on a computer. People want everything handed to them on the internet, bypassing the learning experience of trial and error.

Hell no we shouldn't be on here. But we are. I'm addicted to this place. It's one of three forums I have ever been into, and I'm hopelessly addicted. I can't wait to see if Erock responded to anything I have posted. He lets me down a lot, though. A lot. But when he does respond, the high I get is intense. I'm on top of the world.....

Some dude owns a pool because of us......a pool. 98% of east coast swells are between 2-6 foot. The margin for error is slim. So lows like this current one, you throw out numbers like 6 foot.....and you can't be far off the mark. Weaker lows, ya throw out the number 3 foot and you can't be far off the mark.

And I didn't start the SWELLIE AWARDS....but what's the problem? It's cute......can be fun........though some seem a bit jealous of it all.

Really go through all these threads and find one purely surfing related thread that can hold any interest for more than a page.......I don't know aboot you, but constant questions aboot wetsuits suck. Well, the ones when the dudes are stuck in them are cool. Go to a friggin surf shop with the wet suit questions.....

And dudes pontificating aboot an upcoming swell is fine. I don't tell people what they should post on here, but all the discourse in the world isn't going to affect what the cold front actually serves-up when it gets here.

 

Red Bull and late night posting are a bad combination.


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody

 

One day I walking down Route 70. It was 1985, so, of course, I was wearing a Ratt T-shirt. So, I'm walking along with a pal, unaware that Za's relatives lived, of me, within ten miles. I think we had a half-pint of whiskey, and we were headed to a patch of woods near Maple Ave, when all of a sudden some dude driving by on Route 70 screamed, " Ratt Sucks !! "

 

I'm still 14, but all the ladies say I look 15 1/2 so...you're the only kid