A Roy board for Charles

Oh Shiznit 2014 the year of Chucky!!!

Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

Bro, paddle into NH and the only thing you'll see us hitting up is your ark on the boneyard to pieces after we jack it from your sausage link fingers. Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Lasting the whole 90 minutes? This wasn't a countdown for survival. It was just another sesh on a brisk day. Like I said, if your chemtrails didn't eff up the wind we'd have stayed out an additional 90 minutes.

 

Bro, I'll charge twice in a day when there's stoke to be had. It's been a pond here for the last 2.5 weeks and nothing at all to charge. It's an involved task stepping into liquid this time of year, so as much as we want to charge all we can, we aren't about to make a day of putting our wetsuit on and off and arm-paddling in flat water in between. Meet me at Joe's Playland in the Salisbury Center, Chuck. I'll run the table on skeeball and whack a moles.

I'll just keep an eye out for the seal-looking and shaped dude. Meet me at The Wall at high tide next swell, bro. We'll see who can put the snack down then. Gov't cheese? Not a chance, bro. Ain't no one's job to pull my weight. Go back to your Obamabarn and tune up some latex people.

 

the both of you guys are just a couple kooks. NJShredmachine would wipe the floor with you tools.

 

Ya brah? I'll judo sweep you off your kook board then hold you face down in a submissive position til the Maine-iac swoops in with a Fitzpedo to your grille courtesy of a 10'5 Hotkurl. How's that for a cleanup set braw?

 

MSchitz73 threw shrapnel both our ways. By definition, that puts us behind the same line. By rule, in EMass, you protect and look out for those in the same color jerz as you. Don't expect this right of asylum every time out there. Just happened to be paddling in the right waters today.

 

You surfed what I'm looking at in that pic? So you just busted out a paddle and rode your Hotkurl stand up? Did you bird watch in the estuary after and collect horseshoe crab exoskeletons?

Chuck, are you as stupid as MSchitz73 looks?

 

Fact - Roy boards don't get barreled.

 

Bi-Stater: please use a double L in "barrelled". Thanks brah.

 

Haha.. Thanks brah. Next time I'll use 3 L's to make up for my typo.

 

I've seen a lot of videos of them Roy sticks heading straight down the line. Notta one of them getting barrellled (there you go Emass).
Please provide video of photographic evidence. Until I see that I stand by my statement.

 

Good looks Bi-Stater.

I agree, pics or it didn't happen. Pics are good enough. Please, no more vines.

 

Bro, you clearly have minions to giggle in the background of your latex videos. Give one of those kooks a cam and tell em to let it roll.