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If you feel so good and helpful about this service your dOing, you should give your name and address. So everyone can send thank you notes and fruit baskets.

 

its the same thing

 

Ahhh, ok.. is there anything else you can help us with today?

 

There's a huge difference between not being a "local" douche and acting like you own the ocean. That guy is a complete a$$hole.
Then there's the other end of the spectrum where someone creates a post giving directions and info on every wave in an are. This is you. That guys more of a douche than the Nazi local punk.

Nobody asked. So who do you think you're helping?
You claim to be helping, but all you're doing is annoying people. I'm the least localized person I know (I claim Cape May - Montauk as my local spots) and I think it's a scumbag move.

I have been surfing all over NY and NJ for 20 years and have never had an issue with "locals." Who are the people that you consider the problem?

I know you're probably laughing because you are obviously just trying to get a rise out of people. Well done

 

dont drink clear rum after labor ay, gotta drink the dark stuff

and surfing is about exploring, if you tell people what sandbars are firing you are RUINING their sense of exploration, and RUINING it for the people that check block after block and sandbar after sandbar to find the best set up. You are spoonfeeding KOOKS info that BROS took time to find out.

finding out for yourself is a great way to learn, so not only have you robbed people of the learning experience, you are likely sending kooks to places that have established lineup hierarchies. you dont believe in them, that is fine (just dont surf Hawaii). The lineup is one of the last places where money and physical strength have no merit. its all about reputation and time you put in there. but thanks for making it like disneyland or golf.
KOOK!

no matter how you spin it and justify it, you are a kook

 

Ihatelongboarders
Every spot you named was crowded last sunday and will be every weekend swell thanks to technology and surfing being in every ****in commercial on t.v. So I can care less how much you blow up blown up spots. But don't go faking the funk like your some revolutionary. First you were enlightening everyone now your rebelling against "surf rules". 30+ years and now you're a rebel? Or are you not able to keep up with the increasing amount of people who can take off closer to the rocks?

Im sure its hard getting old and watching younger generations out surf you and bang your wife because you can't perform well anymore..anywhere. But don't be fake, your not from OG and your not teaching anybody anything, but how nOT to act. You know you surf Belmar and you're bitter about the #Belmar thing. But guess what? #everyonecanseeita_sshole.

 

you are Welcome KOOK!

 

The only inaccurate spot info that you've posted is your own alleged address. If I surfed NJ, I'd be a bit perturbed about the pics & spots that you've dumped on this Forum. Just my 2 centavos.

btw, I think Spicoli may give you the nod for "Most Despised SI Forum Poster 2014"......just an observation, mang.

 

Why do you want any more people surfing at your spots?

 

Again. Nobody asked for your help. If someone asked for your help then fine, but you're just trolling for fun and winning.

 

and you need to travel a bit if you think that there's that many "world class" breaks in Jersey