Beaches Closed on MLK Day

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014.

  1. Jan 17, 2014 #1
    KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

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    Federal government shutting down beaches from Cape Cod to Delware for routine beach maitenence. Checking salt levels, chlorine, and water temps. Fines ranging from $300-$600 depending on offence. Stay out of the water kooks.
     
    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
  3. Jan 17, 2014 #2
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Lies Kookie! The only beach they close on MLK day is Black's Beach!
    Oh No he didn't!
     
    CBSCREWBY, Jan 17, 2014
    CBSCREWBY, Jan 17, 2014

  5. Jan 17, 2014 #3
    KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

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    Nah somethin bout salt levels not being right and they have to add some or somethin.
     
    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
  6. Jan 17, 2014 #4
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    That's ok, I will be somewhere warmer.
     
    aka pumpmaster, Jan 17, 2014
    aka pumpmaster, Jan 17, 2014
  7. Jan 17, 2014 #5
    wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

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    i thought christie had shut the nj beaches down to punish all the surfers who didnt endorse him
     
    wombat, Jan 17, 2014
    wombat, Jan 17, 2014
  8. Jan 17, 2014 #6
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    This is all true, no surfing till next Tuesday.
     
    seldom seen, Jan 17, 2014
    seldom seen, Jan 17, 2014
  9. Jan 17, 2014 #7
    Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

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    Thats Funny!
     
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    Betty, Jan 17, 2014
  10. Jan 17, 2014 #8
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Nah, Christie's staff mis-heard him when he screamed "Close the fridge!"
     
    yankee, Jan 17, 2014
    yankee, Jan 17, 2014
  11. Jan 17, 2014 #9
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

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    lmao!! ....
     
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    Koki Barrels, Jan 17, 2014
  12. Jan 17, 2014 #10
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    At least Belmar,NJ is ALWAYS open- you can even surf there at night... They have flood lights!

    #alwaysoninBelmar
     
    Mr.Belmar, Jan 17, 2014
    Mr.Belmar, Jan 17, 2014
  13. Jan 17, 2014 #11
    wilmshark

    wilmshark Well-Known Member

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    Trying to add or subtract stuff in order to equalize the atlantic ocean sounds like horse sh*t to me. but who am i to tell Big Brother what he can and cant do
     
    wilmshark, Jan 17, 2014
    wilmshark, Jan 17, 2014
  14. Jan 17, 2014 #12
    KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

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    Something about $50mill of dead sea salt to improve tourism on the EC
     
    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
  15. Jan 17, 2014 #13
    surfingwasteland

    surfingwasteland Well-Known Member

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    I hear it has something to do with fukushima....
     
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    surfingwasteland, Jan 17, 2014
  16. Jan 17, 2014 #14
    KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

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    Better safe than sorry, I`ll pass.
     
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    KookieMonster, Jan 17, 2014
  17. Jan 17, 2014 #15
    252surfer

    252surfer Well-Known Member

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    bazinga!!!!!!!
     
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    252surfer, Jan 17, 2014
  18. Jan 17, 2014 #16
    Surfin_nj

    Surfin_nj Well-Known Member

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    Jan 4, 2014
    It's closed Memorial Day and 4th of July too
     
    Surfin_nj, Jan 17, 2014
    Surfin_nj, Jan 17, 2014
  19. Jan 18, 2014 #17
    Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

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    It wasn't funny for surfers around here, because that's exactly what that fat f*ck did. From Sandy to Memorial Day, CLOSED! The police enforced the sh!t out of it too! Good times.
     
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    Special Whale Glue, Jan 18, 2014
    Special Whale Glue, Jan 18, 2014
  20. Jan 18, 2014 #18
    Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

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    What is MLK Day? Is that the same as Lee-Jackson Day we celebrate here in the south?
     
    Losttsol, Jan 18, 2014
    Losttsol, Jan 18, 2014