What bothers you most about these posts?

What Brew said.

I'll add this: wayne the insane, you're a narcissist. You want to be the center of everyone's attention, Even if you're getting crucified (yah I went there) in this Forum.

In fact, I think that's the dealio with you, I think I've got you pegged wayne the insane. You revel in the negative attention because you think you're suffering for your buoy hayzeus h keerist; and now, when you talk to your imaginary friend, you can say keeerist I know what you went through 'cause suffering is the thing.

Go away. Just go away, wti

 

It's strange how as soon as you bring up Christianity, God or Jesus the agro level goes up and you can feel the hate.

 

No. You can say god all you want. Just don't preach about accepting god or Jesus into your life over and over again. It is annoying and pointless.

 

I'm all for helping introduce kids to surfing. If you want to include a "Message" while you are at it; that's your business. I believe that most here would agree your intentions are worthy; most also strongly agree that this isn't the place to do it.

Live and let live; easy to say, hard to do. May your God be with you.

PS. Have you ever noticed the sheer volume of banners hanging in most church's? What's up with that Sunil? Hmmm.

Slide On.

 

Let's start a group called "Surfing for Satan or Surfing for Atheism'

 

How about, "We walk on water...why can't you?"

 

look at the track record for the church:
genocide, imperialism, the inquisitions, slavery, the FAKE nature of 'just have faith', the incredible gullibility of believing in a sky daddy who spanks you when you are bad, the current molestation outbreak among clergy,
its all lies so when someone spreads lies I tend to get riled up

instead of TALKING aboutit , go BE about it
we dont need to hear people proselytizing or bragging, and neither does your god, cornball

 

Holy shyte that explains the unparalleled success of the church. Good eyes WBF.

 

wayne the insaaaaaane.........perhaps at some point in your odd life, your cellie impacted your tailpipe for Satan.

 

So lets see..... Jesus "walked" on water....so...... Stay with me.....when I'm hangin tem in the tuuube and walkin the nose then........I'm walking on water.....just like.... Jesus.... So that means.... HOLY **** IM JESUS!!!!!!!!

This is the second coming (maybe third or fourth I'm not sure ask your girlfriend I'm sure she knows) of JC. Some changes are gonna be made around here. 85 degree water year round with head high plus barrels for every one except New Jersey.

Secondly you give 10 percent of your income to me. I do accept all major credit cards and pay pal


Paddles boarders and kayakers will be struck with hell fire and brimstone upon arrival at a crowded break.

I now require one virgin a year for repentance and forgiveness of all sins. And not the girl that has played just the tip either.

Regular footers are now considered "gifted"

I'll just wing the rest.

Thank you for prayers praises and offerings. One more thing, sorry about Justin bieber somehow he slipped through the cracks. Some paperwork got mixed ups but its being "sorted out"

Any questions?

 

I thought Moses was the first surfer, he got the gnarliest tube with thousands of his best friends that time he parted the red sea

 

Greatest party wave in recorded history, much higher head count than Raid At Lowers 1, 2, or 3. And everyone made it out! Unlike the Christmas Day Tsunami that hit Bali / Indo / Phuket. What do have to say now Wayne?

 

That's because you have no intention of figuring it out. You are sly one, I'll give you that. You start a thread titled "What bothers you most about these posts" but really you have no intention of honestly listening to what people have to say. You really don't care why a large number of people don't like your posts. Several of us responded in a non-aggro, non-insulting way but you never respond to any of that do you? You're not interested in really finding out what bugs us are you? If you were you would honestly debate the issue. Instead you put up this very clever but completely disingenuous poll, where our only choices are to say we don't like jesus, scripture, free stuff, or we love it and please carry on. It's like when a high school girl sends a note and says "Check one of these you like best about me!" 1) My smile 2) My great sense of humor 3)My clothes 4) My car. Clever way to fish for what you want...and no checkbox for "None of the above".

As several people have pointed out, it's not Jesus, scripture, or free stuff that irritates people. And since those were the only poll options people responded in the thread as the only way to tell you why they don't like it. But of course those responses were ignored...because you really couldn't care less what any of us think, esp. if we disagree with you.

Your response to Doug is a perfect example...he tells you in a non-snarky way he doesn't want you preaching to him, and your response? To tell him about how you found Jesus and preach to him. You found Jesus? Really ? Wow, I never would have guessed that...

This whole thread is nothing more than a clever trick to try to justify your inane postings and has nothing to do with figuring out why you get on the nerves of a large size of the forum's population. That and it gives you opportunity to once again start preaching to people, quoting scripture, and testifying.

To sum it all up...I got no problem with Jesus, scripture, free stuff, or teaching kids to surf. I just find you to be dishonest and have an agenda, and that is a big red flag in my book. Never ever trust someone who is dishonest and has an agenda...no matter how much they try to pretty it up.

Or to better illustrate the point since in your world caps make a difference...

To sum it all up...I got no problem with Jesus, scripture, free stuff, or teaching kids to surf. I just find you to be DISHONEST and have an AGENDA, and that is a BIG RED FLAG in my book. NEVER EVER trust someone who is DISHONEST and has an AGENDA...NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY PRETTY IT UP.

CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHERS?

 

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AMEN AMEN AMEN
Friggin AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

hayzeus effing keerist on a cross, hell effing yessssssss

 

Actually Moses was technically a body surfer. Why would u question Jesus Christ? And besides Jews dont surf

 

Amen tlk

and did you know Jesus drive a Honda? He just never talked about it.

John 12:49 for I did not speak of my own accord....

 

more of a stone paipo kinda guy, there were 15 commandments on 3 tablets, but he took the one last tablet and since it was lightweight pumice stone that had some float, he took it for a cruise

 

This sums it up

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JFtcmz9J0vs&desktop_uri=/watch?v=JFtcmz9J0vs

 

He financed it for 24 months at 1.9% apr and paid only 3 chickens a month