Where is Paddington Jetty Bear?? He's an original, he's SI Platinum HOF, he's barked, snarffffllled & laughed at most anyone who's had the temerity to post on SI and he's definitely in several completely incomplete parallel universe dimensions when stacked up with us mere mortals. As the song goes, you don't tug on Superman's cape! Hey, I may be HOTY13, with a solid footing on HOTY14, but IMHO...? We want/need Billy back.
You guys read about that Hoboken liquor distribution center that reported a theft of 23 cases of Kasser's?
I'm hoping he's ok. Might have gone to the dark side once too often. Not good. Or, those buttdrivers at Swaylock's may have turned him!
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
You want the reason I haven't been around: Well here's it's be. No, sorry MIS-13, I didn't leave because of you. Dude, I have encountered quite a few of your type since I have been on here. What you think you're unique?? Nahh, you do the same shat they used to do. And every single one of them have disappeared(not like Jimmy Hoffa) or they have subdued themselves and never even mention my name anymore. They got trained. I'm trying to be a more positive person, and arguing with a man-child from Hawaii is disrupting my conscious attempt to stop hating society in general. Man, F Hawaiians. See, I just did it again. I don't hate like Yankee does - with finesse and class. I hate with passionate seething. I fantasize aboot cutting people.......no, not good people, but BAD people. I'm quite heroic just like Robin Hood and Nicky Barnes. Also, I have to stop getting caught-up in this website when I have other shat to do. I'm kind of addicted to this site, and it bothers me. I never wanted to be all hooked-up on the internet. Never. It might even be worse than TV. I do like most of you guys. I really do. You're almost like family in a twisted sort of way. But I must break my addiction to this tool of the devil that is the internet. For it is bad.......very bad........
Exactly... These stories of his are not just off the cuff. He spends hours writing, reading and re-reading to optimize his use of puns, anecdotes and simile's. They take time guys, come one. I'm sure with the return we will have story after story. Many of us can bank on being in them or the star of the show. You lucky bastids.
