What bothers you most about these posts?

3 shekles a month, the Roman authority did not accept barter until Rome fell after Alaric Balth rolled through

 

Speaking of religion, anyone been checking out True Detectives on HBO? Man alive, its awesome. 2nd episode had some of the most satisfying gratuitous nudity in the history of the world. Woody Harrelsons side-piece has the greatest set EVER.

 

Hahaha too funny pump master....

Impaction the coast for lucifer

 

I'm namin the next sandbar I surf Lucifers left

 

You are really sick. Seek help and stay away from the computer for a while.

 

No, wayne the insane, no. You just don't get it. You're a tired piece of work, tubby. You're a narcissist with major slobber issues.

BTW, your poll is crap. How about re-posting the poll but this time include as the choices:

WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE ABOUT MY (wayne the insaaaaane) POSTS:
1. no one likes child molesters
2. no one likes narcissists
3. no one likes me (that would be YOU, wti)
4. no one wants proselytizing slobbering sexual predator gimps posting polls on SI Forum
5. you want me to post more drivel, and keep abusing me (that would be YOU, freaky buoy) because that gets me off

 

hahaha! that is a good one.

 

Thanks for proving my point. What kind of a kook puts up a post asking questions and then says he doesn't bother to read the answers? No vulgarity in anything I posted. You're not here for surfing or anything to do with surfing, your hear to cram your religion down everyone's throats. Even if every single person on this forum said for you to go you'd still be here, preaching and evangelizing. No respect for anyone or anything, only thing that matters to you is your evangelizing and testifying about Jesus.

Fact is if Jesus showed up he'd paddle out with the rest of us and then ask "What's up with that guy with the windowless van and the banner that says "FREE SURF CAMP"?

"That's Wayne".

"Oh yeah I know that guy. What a kook. Can't even surf. Hey let's mess with him. I'll give him a divine vision telling him he needs to crawl up and down the beach barking like a dog and trying to piss on everyone's ankles. This should be good for a laugh. I'll tell him he's a shoo-in to get into heaven if he can wet 100 ankles in the next hour. lololololololol."


Like I said, you're just not honest and you have an agenda, and it has nothing to do with surfing. I'd paddle out with Jesus, never with you. We're done here...

 

I bet Jesus would puff some cheeb with us too.

 

Yep, he can even light it in the lineup without a lighter. Would be an epic sesh.

 

That's what I'm talking about!

 

Dear Swell Info Missionary, I convey a message from the reggae group bamboo station:

[video=youtube;eAChKI3dmzI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAChKI3dmzI[/video]

They might have taken your land
Raped your culture and raised their flag
Send in their missionaries to change your God
Tell you to wear shoes or you're pagan
Yet shedding the most blood in the name of religion
Now selling Bible of pure fiction
Call you infidel but decapitate man
Call you uncivilized but honour no one
Power is their God, yea!
Who dem be? Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!

And a small message directly from Manisses: Organized Religions are businesses complete with monetary transactions. I cant say for sure, but I suspect God doesn't need a middle man. But then again, I'm not accustomed to speaking for God, as some organizations and people are. Better to listen, I'd say. After all, the relationship between creator and created is a very personal one.

 

Awesome tune, and very well said sir.

 

And on the 7th day, the lord sat back and said - "Damn this place is awesome" and lit the very first jibber.

 

[video=youtube;ZmzIKX4xNyM]http://youtu.be/ZmzIKX4xNyM[/video]

 

Love it Brew! Had "Go Skate" come up on the shuffle driving home the other day. The pedal was already to the metal but I swear it kicked in a few more HP.

 

Yeah man, I have had my Suicidal CDs in for the last couple days. This song played today and reminded me of Wayne.

 

Excuse me sir