The every subject thread

Yo, dog,
could you share the exact number of Hurley board shorts we should by to be the coolest guy on the break? You seem to have it dialed in.

 

Exact number???

It depends on how many pairs they release with each season's collection. With New York fashion week coming up, you should know that. Do you even surf dude?

 

zero (0)...

 

M.I.S. 13! That was a jab at slashdog for jabbing me. Now you've effed up the dynamic.

 

Hey slash I was just pulling your chain but your an a$$hole.

 

I was bashing you both for trolling (come on slimeon4 do your thing!) slashdog is a bit of d!ck, but I think that's why hes my fav poster

 

Why does corn not get digested? Where do clouds come from? How come some farts don't have any smell to them?

 

You know what the say, Rcarter, "Corn today, corn tomorrow."

 

1- GMO's
2- Chem trails
3- You're used to the smell of Salami. Also, Chemtrails.

 

Dudes I only shred my 13ft Roy Stuart trailer trash dumpster diver. In the meanest trip over knee cap lacking Carolina shore pounds. That's right yall I throw so much spray of it that they get mistaken for chemtrails.

 

You're backkkkk?!

I can't stand to read this entire thread. But, wtf, you & GitCarter have returned from the dead files, and in one week no less. Hayzeus effing keerist I gotta play the numbers tomorrow.

Surf's up, and the boyz are back in town. Albeit with one nut cut off, thanks to you-know-who.

 

That's right Yankee and it's nice to be back to we need to make some changes around this place. But I still see threads getting locked left and right. I think they gave moderators to much power now they're on a power trip.

 

professional surfer snot

tempting - make it stop - but not this time. i'm old enuf to only start wars for a reason….
suffice to say that - when in south jersey - its bad form to be old/fat/bald and surf
better than the pros….and no its not that portly goon….

 

I had a cheap neck knife I bought from a bait shop and wore it just in case. One time I was pumping gas on the way to work (pre-dawn) in the hood and a guy came walking up, and I said get the **** awy, and he kept coming towards me. I reached under my shirt, and he said "What's wrong with your stomach?" and I said "Nothing b*tch". He walked away.

That made me think: 1. If I didn't have the neck knife, or any weapon on me , would I have been so rude, or would I have been more chill, and would that have led to him trying me? 2. If I had a weapon that was less accessible, would I have been able to get it when I needed it. 3. Why didn't I get gas the day before in a safe area?

I usually don't carry, because that makes me lazy and complacent. I prefer to be aware and preemptive in my travels. (It sucks bringing a knife to a gunfight). Peace!

 

Awesome! Finally I have answers to the questions that keep me up at night!

Welcome back Sandblasters!!!!!

 

Snobbery protection

so wear hurley shorts/billabong shirts/oakley glasses + wide brimmed hat.
they(he) will then say hello???