i shoot my first pier today

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    thats right boys the tybee island pier now i am unstoppable im going to every pier around the country and shooting them all yall boys better watch out. im comming to a town near you.
     
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Shot the pier. Shotting piers. Please use the correct terminology sandblasters.

    Fine work on the pier shotting. We truly enjoy seeing these things achieved. Honeyton is next.
     

  3. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

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    Dec 8, 2013
  4. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
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  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    You channeled your inner Shredmachine! Did you bang some hindus and have a bench off afterwards?
     
  6. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    What's that ?
     
  7. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Do a search for NJshredmachine. He was the most awesome SI troll ever, even better than Roy. He shoted piers, banged hindus, benched mad weight, drove the fastest whip on da block and made over 6 figures all while posting from his iPhone 2000 that constantly made typos that were not his fault.
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I don't know how to quote from one thread to another, so here's a copy and paste job. I highly suggest you read his posts sequentially through his profile. Guaranteed laughter.
    "My list of accomplishments?
    ? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.

    Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!"
     
  9. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

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    Dec 8, 2013
    Haha I like the shred machine already
     
  10. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    23 footers all day brah!!!
     
  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Oh and my favorite Shredism: Needless I say more?
     
  12. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Why not #shootthepieratbelmar ?
     
  13. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Yet another classic line from NJshredmachine...oh, this guy was just something, he will be talked about for years to come.

    "Yeah dummy. He shot the honeyton beach pier. YouTube it genious.."
     
  14. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    So is shooting a pier surfing beneath it !? Sounds pretty rad really.
     
  15. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    Blasters is back!!!!!!

    Hey, Ima go surf some tomorrow
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Apeman, look him up.

    shredmachine was in a league of his own demention invention.

    Eventually banned. in today's PC yah yah Simod666 version of Forum hell, the shred would've lasted two posts, maybe.
     
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  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Seldom, you might have harnessed the finest singular literary work of El Shred ever. It hits all points. That quote is basically going off - cranking on point, rock reef, coral reef, beach break and odd standing wave.
     
  18. Masterjasson

    Masterjasson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 8, 2010
    Swell info should put this on a tee-shirt.
     
  19. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    i commemorate today as shoot th pier day if you dont have a lokal pier you have to go find one and bang a hindu as well. the surf is down for the south east to brahs i cant find know where with in 3 hours to even surf. so im just going to go to the gym.
     
  20. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    ^^^ this was actually an incredible spot on summary of what was NJShredmachine.