A Roy board for Charles

We are far from OBX, and I don't think think it affects us much. We have a shallow shelf that goes on for like 50 miles out. That doesn't help much.

 

It’s gonna take a ton of blood, sugar, sex, and magic. The rewards will be great, but this **** ain’t gonna be easy

 

What a two faced douche bag you are! Two weeks ago you sent me these messages:

PM from White Sea Ape:

"I am the pawn. Send me in. I want to kill Wayne btw. **** the Brits and **** Wayne. **** those euro queers too. We are the American wrecking ball. Tomorrow I'll start an account at sea weed. This is great !!"

2nd PM from White Sea Ape:

"We should hype up Roy stuart surfboards and post videos of gay parades and **** like that. Really piss people off. !! Tomorrow I'll deff try and join magic sea weed. Swaylocks could be fun to **** up but we will get banned very swiftly there. We should really **** up surfer mag tho. That's a good forum."


Now you bash me for the same thoughts you expressed here!?!? Go join the Brits, get in bed with Roy and Charlie Brown and have you a good ol time you worthless piece crap!

SI take notice, White Sea Ape like to talk out of his A$$ and will jump on whatever band wagon he thinks will make him cool at the time. Ape you must be a 13 year old Bieber loving Jr. High kid who is still waiting to meet a girl and get his dipstick wet.

 

You keep "going both ways" I will still despise you, "mate"!

I mean a piece of dung that I scraped off my shoe.

Again idiot I posted no video, that was Fitz.

Again idiot I posted no video, that was Fitz.

I don't care about your beliefs, I believe you are a waste of space on this planet.

Obviously I am speaking of the ones who post, how could we know what the silent ones think of your boards?

Go back and learn to read, this section was in response to Charles quote (hence the reason I quoted him) and his comments that he hates when people start surfing on shortboards.

Nah, people who suck don't need peace and love, just a good beating. I'm sure you two will get by just fine and you will never have my blessing, only my condemnation and disgust.

 

I'm actually a 25 year old Rhode Island state cop. I love bieber he is defiant I dig. Yeah nice summary of our personal messages. It's called the trolling if the trolls campaign. Very successful.

 

25 years old... the new 13 year old wise arse no nothings of america.

 

Huh? What does that even mean? I guess they do not drug test RI State Cops cause you sound high as hell. All I was showing was that you have turned a 180 since you were trying to join in the MSW raid, saying we should hype Roy's boards on there to cause trouble and bashing Brits and Wayne who you now seem to want to support. Face it man you are a lonely little boy who is trying to make friends on a forum. Fitz is right you are the epitome of the wasted generation that is now in their mid 20's and think they are all grown up but a really still whiny little teens who think the world owes them something. To quote perhaps the greatest thread ever on SI, NOBODY OWES YOU ANYTHING!!!!! Go pull someone for speeding and give them a ticket so you can feel like a big man Jr.

 

Fitz I dig u man come on now. I trolled carter when he thought we were troll buddies. I cracked the code brah. Carter is the troll king. A diseased monster.

 

I'm a better surfer than all of you tho I'm sure of this. I'll pull into a barrel on Roy's 17 footer. That's a dope ride.

 

You are the troll by your own statement above. I only argue with those who have opinions different than mine and do not randomly jump into the fray as you do Mr. Johnny come lately.

You can ride Roy's 17 foot pole into your backdoor barrel all day Nancy boy, just keep it to yourself.

 

Im not a troll. I just call em' as the come. But you have to admit... 25 years old are the new teenagers... possibly worse...

 

Yeah the handouts in the state of Massachusetts makes me very very sick. Providence too for that matter. Young adults in their twenties squabbling around with styrofoam cups getting Uncle Sam EBT dollars. Makes me very sick. And those Mexicans throwing trash on my jetty .. Wtf man.
American is a disease. I hate to say it but Obama sucks.

 

You postulate that the two accounts do not belong to the same person?

Good luck proving that claim... and even if you do the two accounts reveal the same toxic group think so I'll continue to answer both as if they are the same person until a meaningful difference emerges.


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Posting PMs on the public forum... the owner of this account exhibits bad form and is not to be trusted.

 

Time for a picture:

 

... or two:

 

Sure you say that but I would bet you voted for him like most of your generation.

You seem to think I am 99% of this forum all rolled into one person. You even claim that I am people who obviously do not share the same opinions. For the record Gnome I have had two screen names, this one and retracR that I made during my absence so I could stay in touch. All other claims you make are erroneous and false.

Have you not noticed the news lately? Nothing in Merica is private anymore. We are fairly certain the mods can and are reading PM's. Also I can quote whatever PM I want since the butt Ape decided to reverse his stance form a few weeks ago and turn all Benedict Arnold. I love how you ignore the fact that in his PM, Ape poo thought that posting stuff about your boards would be a fun way to incite mayhem on MSW. I guess though that now that he is on your "side" past transgression can be forgiven.

And as for bad form you continue to post pictures of your products like the fins above even though it is against the rules to "advertise your crap" on here. I know you were told that having design discussion are okay even if it relates to your crap but showing your products in Charlie's thread is very poor form. What do you not make enough $ to pay for advertising?