New Jersey Superbank

yea it can be quite the experience.in the back near the dunes is where the gays concregate in their tents.theres lewd acts going on there in the middle of winter.those guys are there way before memorial day.im sure its great for gay people,that place must be heaven,but for regular people it can be a nightmare lol.the funny part is theres a normal beach to the left of g,and regular people with their kids show up on that side while theres a giant orgy taking place 20 yards to the right.i used to go there a lot lol,I know the whole set up.iv had countless guys hit on me which is pretty weird.iv seen straight people turn to the darkside.I got nothing against gays,its just weird being in their habitat

 

Hahahaha! Dude! You nailed it!

Too funny, brother...

 

But when it's on... meaning the sand is just right, swell direction and period are just right, wind just right... it's ON. The problem is you can think all of the pieces are in place, make the effort, and not get a single makeable wave. It's a rare bird, for sure....

 

Thats funny. I had an experience like that in Costa Rica... We were cruising about an hour south of Hermosa and saw a spot that looked good. Went and checked it out and it was firing and nobody was out.
Parked and walked down the beach.
There were trees and bushes between the sand and the road. While walking I kept hearing whistles from the trees. Eventually I walked over to see what it was and I wish I didn't. There was an older dude crouching in the bushes with his co*k out tugging it. I laughed and got the eff out of there. Then I realized that he was not alone. There was a ton of them all crouched in the bushes...
Waves were sick so we went back a few times. And they definitely kept the crowds down.

 

I don't get why gay dudes flock to dunes/shrubs/beaches for their debauchery. Seems like a pretty consistent theme. They even do this in a place in New Haven now referred to as Dong Wharf. I mean why not just get a hotel?

 

I can't figure out if Ihatelongboarders is joking or stupid. Maybe young and clueless. That would explain the whole hating of the longboard.

 

About ten years back I was surfing between North Beach and Gunny in the fall. It was an overcast but warm day. Leaving the water by Gunny and walking back to North Beach I saw two nude models being shot by a photog and light guy. I couldn't get close enough to get a good look but they seemed to be photogenic from a distance, and I'm sure people with binoculars on the beach that were closer got quite a show.

 

yup yup. uh huh.

 

I'm 17 so it's not quite "young". i just don't understand why people think they have some sort of dominion over nature.

 

Seldom Seen, you need to have a discussion with George Michael. George usually prefers bathrooms, but bathrooms that are attached to parks and other areas of nature.

Now, I have personally entered five public restrooms and was approached by George Michael. He's a nice chap and all, but unfortunately I'm instinctively attracted to the shape of women's backsides. So, I had to decline his offers and will have to endure yapping, nagging and irrational behavior from black women with large behinds for 30 more years.

Anyways, I was PM'd by a North Jersey guy on here who shall remain anonymous. He's kind of upset that y'all are "blowing-up" his fellatio spot. He doesn't want it to get too crowded and he especially doesn't want Rob Kelly coming up with one of his friends who has a camera.

See, some people might have said, " Man, why does that dude always rip North Jersey...."

Well, now you know why. Horrible, horrible people and things go down in North Jersey. This stuff doesn't happen on any South Jersey beach.

 

Makes sense now. You will continue to learn, young one.

It's true, thankfully the bush-whacking really doesn't carry over into S. Jersey. Occurs much less frequently at least, until you get all the way to exit 0. And down there certain behavior is more accepted...

 

That explains a lot. You know what they say, "young, dumb, and mouth full of cum".
No wonder you're infatuated with that place.

 

No, I don't know what they say.

" Young, dumb, and mouth full of c##."

Nahh, never heard that one before.

Man, that's vulgar as heck. I'll tell you, Doug can say anything he wants on here. I get banned for saying I get grounded a lot. The dude, according to THE RULES, should have been BANNED FOREVER just from this thread.

Anyways, IHL isn't 17. He's in his mid-twenties. I used to fight with the guy on here. But I will say this, lately he shows more tact, maturity and class than dudes twice his age on here.

Doug is always talking aboot a body part.......a bodily function or using explicit profanity. He's practically middle-aged and his mind still lives in the high school locker room.

I'll bet you anything, Doug was one of them pseudo-bullies back in school. You know, acted-up when he had his pals around, but didn't do shat when he was by himself. Hassled kids but coward when anyone fought back. We all know the type.

 

Spot on, Hairwad Jubalee!
You stacking some serious ends with all that phsycic ability or what?

 

Hey Doug where were you last night?

You weren't in Pt. Pleasant were you?

Maybe at a motel...?

You arsonist son of a b!tch.........

 

I did see some hot chicks once,the girl was entering some bikini contest in Edison a few years ago.it was nice

the waves do get good from time to time.one day the sandbar is there,the next its down the beach towards north.I think most people would not even try.its a good 15 minute hike through the sand to the water.its a long long beach.but overall its just disturbing.never bring ur woman there.id go in the water for 20 minutes and come out therel be like 15 naked dudes around me girl trying to talk and I have to come and threaten to beat them up so they leave.I almost got into a few fights there.I had some dumazz newyorker come up to me and say can I watch u guys do it while I play with myself(I put it in pg terms btw)it was much more awkward then I put it.then the guy tried to follow us home.and that's why I do not go there anymore

 

wow cep, thats a crazy story and I cant help but laugh at how gross it is. id never surf there again either. sheesh.