Check this guy out........Listen to what he says.

I guess I'll have to now.

 

where does the line start??

 

Were you aware that Earth is 6000 years old?

 

Oh praise the lord! The lord works in mysterious ways! Kumbaya my lord kumbaya!!!!

 

I pray for surf. Does that make me a bad person. I pray it only breaks where I paddle out, then it goes flat or gets blown out after I leave. Does that make me a selfish douchebag? I pray I don't get hit with jellyfish or get run over by a SUPers or that I get a 30 second barrel shotting the Cocoa Pier. What is so wrong with that? When hurricanes come, I pray they go offshore, not because I want to see no one get hurt, its because I want good waves. I pray it scoots north, then stalls, just so I get offshore winds and a week of waves (only when I am in the water, the waves should get infested by sea lice when I am not in the lineup). I pray all the time. What's wrong with that?

 

This. And shotting the pier at Cocoa. Doesn't everyone?

 

Dont ever apologize for invoking St Hicks of the Holy mother of sarcasm, blessed be her name

 

+1 for Bill Hicks.

 

+1 for JESUS

 

Hey Wayne, shut your friggin Jesus mouth already.

 

jesus is a false idol! all hail the mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster & His lusty pirate wench!

 

Troll Alert! That would be you wayne666.

Again & again you are on here yapping with zero to do with surfing & everything to do with your trolling & baiting people. Put a sock in it, wayne666, you're not even vaguely interesting nor are your graven images, ignorant rituals & idolatry.

 

That's got a good beat and is easy to dance to. I rate that a 10!

 

Rising blood pressure alert! I told you, next time you are in town come see me. we have two offices, the beach or the building. You pick. I think we have a lot to talk about. We could paddle out and you can actually see we are both human. Come on Yankee why make this so difficult?

 

yeah Yankee, juss let em help ya!

guard your keister, and ur wallet!

 

whys god always need money?

he can save the world but cant balance a checking account

 

i liek that lust pirate.

 

No kiddn. I can hear wayne666 salivating from 5 states away.

 

wayne666, see, that's one of your issues: you think everyone should hang out with you; but I don't want to hang out with you. You are a creepy guy & you make my skin crawl. blech.

The whole point is that it would be a groovy world if you would stop posting your trolling hayzeus shpeckle on this surfing forum. You would give an acacia tree a run for its money in the density department.

 

Could God make a wave so big even Gmac can't surf it?