Oh to be a squirrel

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by retrosurfvb, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. retrosurfvb

    retrosurfvb Well-Known Member

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    Jun 9, 2008
    Think about it...

    Wouldn't it be nice to be a squirrel? Now hold on...dont jump to conclusions. Dont leave any "you like nuts" comments...just think about it.

    Point One: Standing four inches off the ground, would make every wave at least waist high.

    Point Two: Dont have to work.

    Point Three: Excellent Memory. (ex. Remembering where you put your nuts last).

    Point Four: Agile.

    Point Five: Intense games of real-life frogger. (God bless the fallen squirrels of the road)

    Point Six: No pants. No problem.

    Point Seven: Fun, exciting games of tag with fellow squirrels.

    Point Eight: Tree-climbing capabilities.

    Point Nine: Rare breeds have wings and can fly from tree to tree.

    Point Ten: Easier mating rituals.

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  2. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    very nice.
     

  3. InletRider

    InletRider Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2007
    being a squirrel would be so gnarly
     
  4. aczaplicki

    aczaplicki Well-Known Member

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    May 10, 2008
    squirrels don't fly they soar.
     
  5. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    so squirrels are still an awesome creature.
     
  6. Swellinfo

    Swellinfo Administrator

    May 19, 2006
    Point 6: no pants no problem.

    Does more really need to be said?
     
  7. retrosurfvb

    retrosurfvb Well-Known Member

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    Jun 9, 2008
    Im so glad that there is a like-minded group that agrees being a squirrel would be so awesome. I hope have good karma and can be reincarnated as one.
     
  8. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    nice. it seemed like the people video taping it had a fun time watching this happen. also all animals can and will get drunk, and yes humans count as animals too.
     
  9. Magnaplasm

    Magnaplasm Member

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    Oct 13, 2008
    Thats it ever see the movie "the Fly" Well im making a machine and turning myself into a squirrel asap!!! Hahahah
     
  10. retrosurfvb

    retrosurfvb Well-Known Member

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    Jun 9, 2008
    oh hell yeah lemme use that machine to convert to a squirrel. i'll pay you like five bucks and ill buy you lunch
     
  11. adowcett

    adowcett Well-Known Member

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    Sep 9, 2007
    Point 11: Squirrel light saber battles


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  12. retrosurfvb

    retrosurfvb Well-Known Member

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    Jun 9, 2008
    dude you are the man thats a sick picture. did you take that in your yard or what???
     
  13. conway

    conway Well-Known Member

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    Mar 24, 2008
    those are FORCE soliders bro
     
  14. ocripcurrent

    ocripcurrent Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2008
    nah i think it'd be more rad to be a cat! they can catch squirrels and have em for lunch.

    besides, cats have no obligation, they sleep whenever and wherever they please, they dont have to take showers, and they can fend for themselves. Ever seen the wild cat population downtown OC around the Trimper rides? those little stinkers are everywhere.

    but a surfing cat...i dont really see that happening;)
     
  15. MDSurfer

    MDSurfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 30, 2006
  16. akaBoardBoy

    akaBoardBoy Member

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    Jul 15, 2008
    Bingo! We should feed Carlsberg Sport to squirrels by the beach and next to surfboard and watch it what will happen!
     
  17. oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

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    May 23, 2006