Yankee: Hater of the Year?

What the crack pipe? The weed pipe won't kill me. And meth is for southerners, Hawaiins and mid westerners who can't score real drugs. Yeah !! Get some real drugs, Me Maw.

I'm so sober these days it's just not funny. It's better, fer sure, but now I have to listen to the voices all day, and especially after midnight. They always speak a little bit louder after the bewitching hour. Go figure......

Well, glad you got some bubs. Sounds just the way I like it. No crowds. The place to yourself. Congratulations. Pura Vida or whatever those communist, Muslims down there say......

Did you hear? Today was sooo much better than I was expecting. Man, that's the mindset you want as you approach the dune line...........Just totally surprised.

And I love you too, Yankee. Heck, I don't even think you're that mean. But then again, I'm from New Jersey where angry is the typical emotion........Spicoli, we're even more stern-faced than people in Jamaica Spain........hey Spicoli you saw what I did there, right? That place by Mattapan.........

 

Yes, trollclem you are indeed worthy of relevance.....merely by your constant observation of everything that I do, merely by your efforts to stay within my orbit, yes trollclem you do indeed have a chance at relevancy.

 

You're the SI Legend, Billy, and I am not being sarcastic. Props to you, honcho, and that's real.

Maybe a new bumper sticker....? 'New Jersey...if I cut you off on the NJTurnpike it just means that I care.'

 

Yankee what's good dude ?

 

More importantly, how is your crash test dummy handling the repeated beatings you are giving it?

 

Honestly Clem I'm not even riding that board. I plan to cut the tunnel off and put a twin fin on it. Like I said before the tunnel was just an experiment but I know how mad it makes you lol

 

The latex man still stands strong. He's ready for an update of beating

 

Kick ass! I did a solo CR mission a few years back. Truly memorable. I met some serious characters along the way. I think a few of them were hiding from the law. With nicknames like Sharky and Magic, they had to be hiding something. Congrats Yankee, hater of the year on SI.

 

My first trip to Nica was 2003. After spending a few evenings tipping back beverages in the German dude's bar (long since closed) in San Juan del Sur, just months before the influx of NYT-influenced 'adventure seekers,' I came to the same realization: most of the people in that bar, you didn't want to ask what they used to do for a living in the USA. Tip it back & buy 'em another one, bruddah.

As for my HOTY award....my trolls clem-dome & chucka-boo-boo from the latex factory should each donate at least one pile of kindling aka their goober 'wood surfboards' to me....winter bonfires over on AI are always welcomed by the ponies.

 

Yankee the swell info administrator emailed me saying it was very inappropriate to be hazing you with my latex doll beat up videos so I wanted to extend an apology your way to preserve my swell info account name. I'm deeply sorry for any discomfort and insecurities I've caused you.

 

I couldn't care less about your latex sanitation retardation, boo-boo. Read over all the comments from dozens of SI Forum posters who lambast your existence. What more could be said about a simple tool...?

Seems as if Micah is cracking down on SI Forum clown acts. atlanticohno, oceanohno, emass8' (according to Z-Theory, they're all the same piece of toilet paper) have been sent to the dustbin......and now you're skeeered that you're next.
Always knew what you were, chucka-boo-boo, and now you've just proved it.

And, btw, stow your fake apology, sparky; it's as lame as you are.

 

HA! well done clemmie!
but I think his would be a special award awarded to special people, I think in hate-off Yankee would school him, but chunthunters verbose illogical ramblings would eventually bore everyone

def think hes aspergers or something and is a high functioning adult who is allowed privileges by his caregiver

 

Thank you, Clem, for the brilliance and laughter.

 

The confident idiosyncrasy of Shark-hunter's irreverence is absolutely remarkable; cheers to Captain Clemmie for the nomination.

Shark-hunter's impudence is exploding in volume, and the steadfast manner in which he helms his fin-less ship is not without merit. Nonetheless, I've never felt he, or anyone, approached the concise and biting cynicism of Yankee's poignant dismissals.

Indeed, Shark-hunter's posts are not very hateful, but more ButtHurt.

Perhaps we should nominate him for BHOTY 2014.

 

BRAVO CLEMSON! Well done my friend.

 

This is effin CLASSIC.

I would normally agree with Clemmy and Slashdog on this, but I believe there's gotta be more than just a "hater". There needs to be a bit more skill, symmetry and cynicism involved with the hateful post...not just the frenetic ranting of a butthurt and pee-pee hearted hero-worshipping name dropper who seems to have difficulty putting together a coherent sentence.

In order to be nominated, one should be able to eloquently articulate his hatred. Also, if it came down to a verbal mano-a-mano, Yankee would have Shark(c)unt cowering in a corner in the Fetal position on his first reply.

Winner and Still Champion: Yankee, hands down.

 

I don't think sharkysnark****er can keep up the vitriol and inanity for much longer. Hating is an endurance sport, and Yankee has proven his mettle over time. Like Kelly seeking his 23rd World Title, it's not just the hunger. The revered HOTY Award also requires talent and an indomitable spirit of cynical annoyance for a successful year long campaign. But there is a spark, and Clemmy, you may have spotted a prodigy in the making.