Why most pro surfers come from the south.

dean randazzo

 

Lmfao. Fight the good fight

 

NJ has some of the cleanest water and strictest ocean testing requirements in the US bud.
As for some of the best surfers (can only really think of two I would put in the "world's best" category - Kelly and CJ- coming from the south), there ain't **** to do down there except eat BBQ and **** your cousins. So as soon as a kid starts to show promise surfing they get whisked up and travel around the world. Kelly didn't get to be the best by surfing ****ty Florida closeouts..he was traveling the world by 12 years old.

 

Yeah, he went from Florida to CA for many years, and then to HI... Imagine that. That's what everyone does. Don't matter if you are from FL or NJ. You can stick around being a big fish in a small pond or chase waves and live the dream. Kelly is still the best that's ever done it. No offense Duke.

 

It'd been a while since we last had a Civvie War tread. This is all understandable.

 

Exactly. "come from" the south. Ever notice the worlds best surfers never GO TO the south?

 

best ec waves are south of the mason dixie line in obx

the liberal sissypants have some good waves in Belmar NJ and RI, but I am partial to OBX having best shaped and most consistent waves. Too bad those waves never produce anything other than lifestyle pros

 

CJ AND Damien Hobgood
Cory and Shea Lopez
Eric and Evan Geisalman
Kelly FING Slater
BBQ Pork sliders before a sesh - that way you can taste it all day while you surf.
My cousin is pretty hot by the way. She gives a whole new meaning to the term relative humidity.
Don't mess with the Dirty Souff!

 

Because they'll do anything to get out of the south

 

C'mon dog, kick some of that moisture over here. Don't bogart the wahines. What's her cell?

 

pics of sis's cousin!!!

chime in if you agree!

 

Correct, because all the pros worldwide all move to New Jersey to live out their professional surfing careers. Stones. Glass House. You know.

 

that's a good point,i cant think of any pro on tour that ever came out the northeast,dean randazzo but did he ever make it to the wct or was it just the wqs?florida to the eastcoast is what cali is to the west.the waves aren't even that good there,but u have literally 100s of pros coming out.i can think of 20 groms off the top of my head.

Kelly,the lopez bros,the hobgood bros,geiselman bros(they really don't belong in this list but il give them the cred)the schewisers or whatever theyr name is,gorkin,uhhhhhhhhhhhhh the sterling kid from the gulf,and that's all I can think of right now but I know theres plenty more.

nj-0

 

Actually I don't know. Never lived in Jersey and wasn't talking about Jersey.

 

Got it. They all move to OC MD and DE =) My Dad lives in Bethany, he was telling me that John John Florence's family just bought a house next door.

 

ok, yall got it, FL is hardly the south, too many northern transplants on the coast, inland FL is deep in chaw spittn nascar country but coastal Florida was annexed as part of NJ...cocoa beach NJ, second best only to...wait for it...can you finish my sentence walkinonh2o?

 

Because Joisy is for jerk offs. We have to use hair gel while the south enjoys all natural, fresh farm animal jiz for their styling needs. Unfortunately the fresh farm animal jiz is too expensive to ship north and loses it's freshness, in turn creating a lower level of performance compared to our southern counterparts.