the pussification of surfing top ten

1. Being afraid to eat food
2. Feeling the need to workout to improve your "surfing"
3. Complaining about other sports
4. Going to bed early instead of waking up hungover
5. Not drinking the kool aid
6. ANY AND ALL SURFLINE ARTICLES
7. ANY AND ALL SURFLINE ARTICLES
8. Missing waves on account of your woman
9. Missing waves on account of your man
10. Colored sunglass frames

...discuss...

 

Crossfit....¢¢®©€¥

 

I cant help but laugh looking at ur avatar and reading numero uno

 

Risky business sunglasses are back! I can't believe that sh it.

 

Honestly, it's not just the surfing industry.... It's the Pussification of AMERICA! Look around you, you got people who are afraid to offend anybody, can't say anything anymore, can't be a "free thinker", gotta think like all the other "P.C." people in the world or else you're a bad person. It's gotten to the point where everything and everybody is watered down. Society tells you what is acceptable and what is not! If you believe in anything other than what "society" says to believe in, then you should punished!

People get in trouble for speaking the TRUTH. When a pro athlete get's interviewed you hardly ever hear the TRUTH anymore, it's what their PR rep told them to say, or their coach said is acceptable, hardly any individuals anymore. That's why I like guys who tell it like it is, and doesn't sugar coat things. It's Merica, Freedom of Speech my friends!

You still have those who will push the envelope, but really, those people aren't REALLY pushing the envelope, their just normal, the way things use to be... but now they are pushing the envelope because they aren't "P.C.", what a load of horse sh*t if you ask me.

 

Had to share....

 

haaaahahahahahaha

what ... Does .... It .. Mean??

 

Not sure Mr. Slashdog as I've never done bath salts(nothing against 'em, but why eat steak ums when ya have filet mignon)...but I guess the hand is an intoxicated bath salt victim?

 

free pjb!!!

 

Yeah ... I think the hand is supposed to be like a zombie hand, alluding to the bath-salt-face eating incident.

Wow. I didn't even make the 'Bath-Salt' connection. Good on you for catching this- what I am guessing is a rarely successful post-ironic statement in the form of a window decal?

Then again, he could literally be a hardcore Bath Salt user who happens to have an affinity for ferrets. That could be common. Guess I just don't know much about the bath salt subculture... maybe I'm getting clueless in my old age. Punk might be dead, but Bath-Salt-Ferret-Core is alive and well!

 

HA! You and me both dude...I've honestly never even looked into the pharmacology of them. Bath-Salt-Ferret-Core 4 Lyfe!

 

the ferret is in case you need your face eaten and your buddy on bath salts aint around to help, kinda like you need someone to keep you in check when huffing n20 so you dont fall on your face in the parking lot

 

Last time I was huffing n2o I woke up and my "friends" were fighting over my balloon as I wiped the dirt from my face.

 

Hahaha hopefully these dudes don't show up.

 

Tell that to Donald Sterling. I mean, what a D-Bag, but I have never in my life seen anything happen to a guy the way it just did to him. I mean, he got a lifetime ban from his industry over pillow talk with his skank mistress. I mean, I think if people would play recordings of any of us, at certain times in the privacy of our own homes, we could all offend some people... Especially when it is an illegal recording. That woman and Sterling were videoed at a Steakhouse last night and she yelled at the camera that it was a manipulated copy and it wasn't true...

Who knows what will happen, but to take such sweeping measures over some crazy stuff this guy tells his girlfriend. I mean, wow. Took his job, his franchise... all of which is against the law. I think he is a kook, but still, if we all got judged of private conversations with our buddies over beers, we may all never get elected.

 

danger zone!!!!

 

you let it go without letting the gas out?! +1

Nihilists care about nothing Lebowski!

 

I didn't even let it go (kung fu grip) Those scumbags ripped it out of my unconscious (yet very happy) hands