Lotto winning SI surf trip!

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  1. May 1, 2014 #1
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    So I would like to take this time to congratulate the following swell info members on their free surf trip, as I have just won the lottery…..you just have to listen to me prattle on about the virtues of the FSM, as I am a recent convert… But, also, you will need to have bunkmates since its double occupancy, so although its free, you WILL be paying a price
    Civil war reenactments in first two cabins:
    Sandblasters and NYNJ will be together
    Slashdog, king of the north will be sharing intimate space with ClemsonSurf

    Below deck we have:
    Brew will be bunking with Chicharrone
    Seldom Seen will be bunking with Sharkhunter
    Doug will be bunking with SJB
    NJsurf42 and GarbonzoBean will discuss bonzers
    Natkitchen and Pumpmaster will bunk together and discuss the virtue of owning Monsanto stock
    Charles Taylor will bunk with Rcarter
    Roy will share some cabin space with ZaGaffer
    And Yankee and Wayne can share the aft cabin
    I would invite Emass, but I dunno if he surfs
    We will be going to the telos islands, so grab your sheet and lets rock

    If you don’t like your roomie, too bad

    B-O-R-E-D A-T W-O-R-K
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 1, 2014
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 1, 2014
  3. May 1, 2014 #2
    njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

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    this is pretty much amazing. hooray for your boredom!
     
    njsurfer42, May 1, 2014
    njsurfer42, May 1, 2014

  5. May 1, 2014 #3
    njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

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    you forgot the cat o' 9 tails?
     
    njsurfer42, May 1, 2014
    njsurfer42, May 1, 2014
  6. May 1, 2014 #4
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    I bet blasters got the purdiest mouth
    Roy is bringing 100 million dollars in surfboards, so there might not be enough for everyone
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 1, 2014
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 1, 2014
  7. May 1, 2014 #5
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Slashdog, I get top bunk.

    I guess it got lost in the confusion but where are we heading?
     
    ClemsonSurf, May 1, 2014
    ClemsonSurf, May 1, 2014
  8. May 1, 2014 #6
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2013
    hey man as long as im not with roy or wayne idgaf. with nynj i can just slip a bible under his pillow and all is good.
     
    Sandblasters, May 1, 2014
    Sandblasters, May 1, 2014
  9. May 1, 2014 #7
    leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2013
    Well where ya headed so's we all know where to watch the show!
     
    leetymike808, May 1, 2014
    leetymike808, May 1, 2014
  10. May 1, 2014 #8
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Apr 16, 2013
    MIS, glad you didn't count me in because I don't surf for real. Only in my mind.

    This is a hell of a tread. Reality show for the SI bros. I think I posted a while back about a surf reality show concept and which breaks it'd be held at and dudes listed the sticks they'd charge each with.

    Several of those roommate combos look like celebrity death matches! Genius bro. Genius. If you're looking for more then I suggest you pair up dos cassanovas Bill Cosby's Nephew with Gruvi and put them across the hall from Juliaep and Betty. Next room is zach619 and metard who will each cause the other to spontaneously combust via collective overuse/underuse of the written/spoken word.

    Pretty sure SI is in a Renaissance right now.
     
    EmassSpicoli, May 1, 2014
    EmassSpicoli, May 1, 2014
  11. May 2, 2014 #9
    Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

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    Is there a place where I can practice on my Carver above deck?
     
    Slashdog, May 2, 2014
    Slashdog, May 2, 2014
  12. May 2, 2014 #10
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013

    Yea bro I had to include you but I am the eternal ball buster, so I gave you yours. Your matchups are also on point, but the vessel only berths 23, and I have Alana Blanchard and Anastasia Ashley in the super suit up top with me, wife told me to have fun and gtfo for a little

    do we need a second boat? if so we have to spread it out, 20 plus heads at one point break isnt my idea of super sweet time
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 2, 2014
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 2, 2014
  13. May 2, 2014 #11
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Apr 16, 2013
    Good looks. Knew you'd hold it down proper with the wahines up in that crow's nest.

    Bro. Enough with using the Carver as a point of comedy when you're clearly mystified by it. The only joke you'll see after you finally get on one is that you delayed your ultimate stoke until that point. Just get on one bro. It'll change your life.
     
    EmassSpicoli, May 2, 2014
    EmassSpicoli, May 2, 2014
  14. May 2, 2014 #12
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    Oct 13, 2013
    ments. i'm astern in a rowboat yelling "wait for me"!
     
    worsey, May 2, 2014
    worsey, May 2, 2014
  15. May 2, 2014 #13
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    Dirty Jerz and Dirty Souf can get down

     
    nynj, May 2, 2014
    nynj, May 2, 2014
  16. May 2, 2014 #14
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    This is farking fantastic. I'm in...smoking cabin if available:cool:
     
    seldom seen, May 2, 2014
    seldom seen, May 2, 2014
  17. May 2, 2014 #15
    brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2011
    Tokin cabin!
     
    brewengineer, May 2, 2014
    brewengineer, May 2, 2014
  18. May 2, 2014 #16
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    Jun 20, 2011
    "This is your ship's captain Chavez. At 8 PM on the quater deck we will be having special entertainment for our guest surfers. "Her" name is 'Bella" and her exotic Thai snake dance will leave you mezmerized. But be careful boys, reach under her skirt and you may grab more than you bargained for."
     
    ChavezyChavez, May 2, 2014
    ChavezyChavez, May 2, 2014
  19. May 2, 2014 #17
    zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

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    Nice. .........
     
    zach619, May 2, 2014
    zach619, May 2, 2014
  20. May 2, 2014 #18
    zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

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    Dudes, don't spend all your millions in Indo... You boys just need to come down to South Cackilack and Sandblaster and I will give you some southern hospitality and share our shack fests with you....

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    We will send Wayne up in his window-less van, He will scoop all of you dudes up and you can all meet me and Blaster at my pool.
     
    zach619, May 2, 2014
    zach619, May 2, 2014
  21. May 2, 2014 #19
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2012
    Maybe. But there is potential for the greater good. This could be called:

    The Make It Stop Surf and Reconciliation Cruise - Hugs not Slugs.

    But if things degenerate, perhaps a fight cage could be installed top side so things could be worked out alternatively. Pay per view may raise additional funds for future excursions when MIS bank roll depletes.
     
    capecodcdog, May 2, 2014
    capecodcdog, May 2, 2014
  22. May 2, 2014 #20
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    I think we're gonna need a bigger boat:cool:
     
    seldom seen, May 2, 2014
    seldom seen, May 2, 2014
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