Lotto winning SI surf trip!

well whatever

1. it's not gay, while underway.

2. it's not gay if one dude is crying.



jk, im actually a normal and gregarious guy irl

 

lol

this too

 

Make sure you book it on Korean Ferry Lines, there should be a really good Captain available right now....

 

This should be fun. BJB has been anxious to meet me. We can make a list together
I'll get some tubes while you guys pull tubes.
What are the rules on the poop deck?
Will the vessel be equipped with a dildo tipped harpoon, or regular tip?
Can I get drunk and piss on dolphins?
Can I bang dolphins?
Can I wear my speedo and cowboy boots?
Can I stuff my speedo full of live lobsters and or crabs?
Sorry for all the questions, I like being prepared.
Thank you for the invite MIS!

 

Remember that scene in 'Master & Commander' where Lucky Jack Yankee cuts loose waynetheinsane as wti floats along on the broken mast that's dragging the ship down to Davey Jones Locker....? And everyone of youse guys on the ship survives after wti says adios for his solo one-way trip to Antarctica.

There ya have it. And, now that wayne is off to molest penguins, I have a roomy stateroom all to myself on this 3 hour tour. Get Alana Blanchard up here in her French maid outfit with the champagne, pronto!

BTW, where the hell is Archy, in the mizzen mast pissoir? He's our navigator!

 

And I have to ask: Kapitan MIS, is that you over there on the poop deck?

 

Can I have this service as well, MIS? It may take away from potential dolphin time, but it would be worth it.

 

and i, sir, will return the favor. wig-wise, blonde or brunette??

 

I'll room with Charlie Boo Boo but he better leave his "wood" at home!

 

Your roomie, aka chucka-boo-boo, has been strangely silent of late.

One of two things has happened: either he linked up w gnome and gnome fed him to CPS when the gnomepound was surrounded by the authorities, or that lil' chucka-boo-boo is working feverishly in his barn, like a lil' Maine beaver, to produce his 15' woodie. He will then film his plankin' endeavors on Hampton's finest swell, post them here & demand that we all eat crow.

Either way, that boo-boo won't be silent for much longer.

 

Man, I wanna be upset that I wasn't invited... but i would probably jump overboard as soon as 50 percent of the dudesons started talking about where waves come from. I'm hoping none of you commit suicide.

 

MIS why ya pushin so hard for a 'no eye contact' man love fest??? Seems a bit creepy...i mean i guess you gotta do something when its flat.

 

leetymike is spot-on here, MIS, can it be sl slow where you are that you're fantasizing about waynetheinsane in the gitcarter ragin' cajun position? That's pretty grotesque.

Already told you, wti gets turned into a non-returning sea anchor, I get the solo stateroom & Alana Blanchard is on her way up to see me dressed in her French maid outfit and sporting a magnum of bubbly.

 

Let me know the timeline of this non-traditional sword fight so I can wait it out and conveniently appear at the crescendo of the plot firing to the shore on a cigarette boat filled to the gills with racing fuel and the women's ASP lineup. Only thing I'm just as skilled at as throwing a great party is crashing one.

 

I'll bring the hairy arm pitted activist. She is a pain in the ass but puts out when she's drunk(she secretly likes men who own big ag stocks)

 

Pitted. So pitted.

 

no worries, hombre, I just want to be sure the bubbly arrives in the right fashion