Lotto winning SI surf trip!

How did I miss this post and unreal pic??? This tread developed too quickly and was too deep in posts to keep up with. Well played zach, well played!

btw, you're looking a bit gaunt. I'm guessing sandblasters is keeping all the mares to himself...

 

If that kid farts in that truck bed, that might be the biggest wave on the east coast this wknd.

 

As njsurfer42 likes to say "by a long shot".

Thanks for the laugh bro.

 

that's trademarked! you owe me a penny.

 

No wayz braddah. No royalties applicable if citations are given!

 

pornstars.

 

beach bunnies...all the cool factor of a chick who surfs (like to be outside/on the beach, doesn't mind you going surfing, etc...), but none of the issues (wants to tag along when you want to go solo, assumes a free drop in pass b/c she ****s you, doesn't want to surf if it's too big or scarey, etc...) & none of the hang ups of a pornstar (herpes, daddy issues)

 

There's a medical outfit in a building on M Street NWDC that does 'vaginal rejuvenation.' The female porn stars are in there, a lot, and they arrive all cloaked up as if the paparazzi are waiting by the curb for them. I don't know why I brought this up. It's flat out there.

 

No sh!t! I'd probly make a point of it to drive by there all the time if I lived nearby.

 

Just when I was about to escape the clenches of SI for the afternoon you bros had to go and make this tread go from cranking to all-time. Damn you.

 

I got jack richard done at work today.