infractions?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, May 8, 2014.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    i have 3 + a warning

    how about you?
     
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    btw


    pretty sure shark hunter=SI_mod
     

  3. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    None for me but I feel your pain.
     
  4. shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

    Apr 29, 2012
    Yeah you got everything figured out genius.
    Believe me if I was the mod, I would have banned your ass for that last comment you made to me.
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    How'd you arrive at that conclusion? Not that I'm disagreeing; just asking.

    Some of the SI Forum mysto crypto things that I wonder, in no particular order of importance, because none of it is actually important......

    1. Which SI Forum member is the working model for Gitcarter's avatar?
    2. Where IS SJB?
    3. What happened to Archy?
    4. What happened to Gruvi?
    5. Who, really, was the njshredmachine?
    6. Why isn't wti666 in jail?
    7. Did anyone actually pay the gnome $massive$ for one of those planks?
    8. Is chucka-boo-boo plotting his wooden vengeance?
    9. Will Gaffer make it back from surgery?
    10. Who, really, was the goober in South Cackalacky that allegedly constructed a gnome-plank? (hint: only my troll, aka the chromium dood, would know this answer)
    11. Who is simod666?
    12. Why is shark-stunter?

    It's flat, I'm bored, simod666 don't crucify me with yet more infarction double-secret probation demerits just because you're also feeling shiftless.
     
    Last edited: May 8, 2014
  6. Hayduke Lives

    Hayduke Lives Well-Known Member

    241
    Mar 28, 2014
    People come and go like the seasons and tides here yank. Ive been on here since the beginning, quitting, coming back, hating it and leaving it again.

    This round is no different than the others, and although those names may be gone, the people definitely still creep around.

    Over the years I have only received one infraction, a few names ago....
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, slow your roll for a few and let those expire. We can't be losing you to a ban when you're heading up a strong campaign for unanimous NMOTY voting come December.
     
  8. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Only one for me. It was for a funny vid I posted where a kid cursed a lot. I thought the vid was hilarious, but simod666 did not. I think it said I was trolling, because I said it was Hairwad Jubalee's son.
     
  9. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    xtrahhwerdzbrahhh
     
  10. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Somebody on here is Shredmachine and loves that peeps still quote him.
     
  11. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    idk bro, part of me feels like ElShred is so good that he don't need the validation of the audience. Like when Chris Rock blows the roof off the place then drops the mic and just walks off stage. He ain't standing behind the curtain to hear the rousing applause - he's already up in the champagne room with the wahines breaking rule #1.
     
  12. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Saw Chris Rock at the Garden (theater) 15 years ago... Effin hilarious....

    No way. Someone definitely created Shred and is perfectly normal, but really funny.


     
  13. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    This is as good a theory as any.
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Good stuff there spicoli. You're a phD on th SI Forum, and budding HOFer, for real.
    (your other post where you lined it out, not that beezlebub thing you just did)
     
  15. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Thanks braw. Was impressed with the diligence you handled that whole enquiry with. Kept your hate at bay to appropriately provoke thought from the syndicate.
     
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    First chance I get I'm jumping at a live show. His 18-minute diatribe on the difference between men and women is basically the MOL and all anyone needs for life success and satisfaction. It's pure brilliance. You see his Twitter posts? Solid gold.
     
  17. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    Indeed I have wondered some of the same things.

    '2. Where IS SJB?'
    Hopefully sober on a peak. I haven't picked up on his style in some time now ... This was a better place in his presence.

    3. What happened to Archy?
    At a Tool concert, on twelve hits of acid, while handing out copies of 'Mother Jones' magazine, he peaked and finally transcended into the heavenly chemtrails above.

    4. What happened to Gruvi?
    Gruvi stopped surfing.

    5. Who, really, was the njshredmachine?
    The shredmeister's puppetmaster lurks among us. In terms of hilarity, I would have to pin the ribbon on Koki. Who knows though, I hope to find out at the first ever Swellinfo meetup.

    6. Why isn't wti666 in jail?
    He's not a Chi-mo, just a self righteous GED jesus freak.

    8. Is chucka-boo-boo plotting his wooden vengeance?
    Nope. He had a kid and he's too busy for SI. Being a single father isn't easy - apparently, Latex dummies make poor Mothers.
     
  18. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    don't talk about shar**** like that, you'll make him angry.
     
  19. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    So, I was actually in a Chris Rock movie. Briefly. With Bernie Mac before he died. Don't make me post a pic. Cause I will bros. Think Barack Obama. Yall know what it is.
     
  20. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    slashdog and njsurf42, can you be this funny EVERY day?
    please?