This goes out to people from new jersey....

Glad to hear you're all right man. I've survived one hit and run and numerous close calls. Change your mind about putting on the brain bucket?

 

Hahaha, way to lay down the law! You're welcome man, those instances are definitely reminders of how fast things can change, and every day really is a gift. The Pine Barrens adventure will be that much sweeter now.

 

Either magic or aliens. Maybe both.

Wait...No...Giorgio has confirmed, clearly it's ancient alien technology.

 

"How does a thermos keep hot things hot and cold things cold...like, how does it know?"
Dude, I've been wondering that same thing for years. Why do we park in driveway and drive on a parkway?
Yeah, Tlo, I may have to compromise with the wife on the bucket. PA doesn't have a helmet law though, so when I move I still can use that as an excuse.

 

if slaves hate slavery, why dont adults hate adultery?

 

When I move to PA, do I instantly become a shoobie?

 

only if you your sense of entitlement skyrockets

 

So i can leave my trash on the beach, go in the water wherever I want, throw up at 2 Am on Landis Ave in Sea Isle, and complain about the locals being rude because I paid a gajillion dollars to rent a beach front monstrosity?
Cool. I may just end up being the biggest d!ckhead shoobie ever!

 

I forgot riding my bike hap-haphazardly on the boardwalk after 9 AM and driving like an idiot all Summer long.

 

I ride with a full face, never could get used to no helmet or just a bucket. Too many years riding/racing motox when I was kid and too many times I would have smashed my face in w\o it (I was the definition of reckless/'stupid). It felt like stepping on the ice to play hockey and not having my jock. 60 minutes of paranoia that time.

Hopefully you at least pi$$ed all over her windshield. Or dropped a steamer.

Heavy ball bearings and dish soap work wonders for tailgaters. Had a buddy who used to keep an axe velcroed to his bike for the jackarses that would crowd into his lane. Nothing you can do about the ones that jump in front of you though. My bud we stay with down in Wilmy just had it happen to him a couple months ago, luckily he walked away with nothing but some minor damage and a busted hip.

Give em hell!

 

now now now, lets not judge those of us who throw up on landis ave

 

"Now go get your shine box."

 

+1 Someone who knows what their talking about... oh wait, there's no waves in FL, as you were people....

 

I lived in FL for 5 years, place is mostly clownshoes, it has its days, but its like waiting for a slot machine

 

jeeze, man. glad to hear you're ok!

motorcycle is the one thing my wife has ever said "no" from the outset.

 

I heard a funny commercial on the radio the otherday about gambling from ur iphone,which is legal and pathetic if u ask me.it was like do it hungover,do it at church,blah blah,do it because u can

that's the part that got me.so if we legalize herion,do it because u can.thats the only logical thing I got out of that.Christie says no to legal weed,but hey lets legalize gambling,even tho we already have atlantic city so we can rape our pockets for me loot.boooo you Christie.my governor can eat ur governor

 

This tread is still going on. Sad. It's like history repeating itself over...and over...and over...and now a word from our spongers.

 

5 years huh, you must be an expert.

 

how long u been surfin? 5 years is more than enough time to figure it out. maybe you should travel more