Mid-year BOTY Nominations

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, May 19, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    That's right buoys, you guessed it - Bromance of the Year for the Swellie Awards. This one goes out to da bros that share the deepest stoke no homo.

    Front runner
    757surfer & Killa Kiel: If they never bro'd out ever again, Saturday's trifecta of DP sesh then PM sesh then North Shore at the drive-in with beers would still eclipse any fathomable brohood since the Rick-Turtle tandem. This pair of VA Beach surf rats makes karate in the garage look like a day at the library.

    Contenders
    RIsurfer & livesurfish: Typical groms caught between the rock and hard place of living hours from the nearest break and wanting the same childish illustration as their avatar. Someone take up a collection and get these two a babysitter.

    Roy Stuart & Charles Taylor: International love to da max. Two lone wolves staring at the same stars 9,257 miles apart and share the same delusional woodophilia. This one takes a hit on the creep factor since the relationship is a bit too Greek for us.

    Doug & mattyb: Don't count this one out. It's got all the magic of a winner - real American hero trades Jerz barrells with blue collar waterman, humble stoke with high respect, then they didn't even know that they were both SI HOFers til later that day. One for the ages.

    Discuss and feel free to nominate any other dynamic duos by supplying adequate justification.
     
    Last edited: May 19, 2014
  2. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 5, 2012
    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     

  3. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    ...just when i thought this fourm couldn't get any worse. i think the real bromance is between you and the sound of your keyboard as you type. go outside or something
     
  4. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

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    Apr 2, 2013
    Hah! That's forking hilarious spicolli. I'll admit I do kinda crush on Doug's wit. He's a mental gladiator for sure.
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Again with the whining and crying for the old days. Oh waaaaaaa the forum use to be better, oh waaaaaaa everyone posts stupid threads now, but yet I continue to comment on them too but then tell people to go outside. Go borrow the DeLorean from the Doc and go back in time to when you used to enjoy SI or STFU!
     
  6. PhiloSurfer

    PhiloSurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 19, 2010
    You left out the OBVIOUS WINNER:

    yankee & MY SAVIOR (aka sonfollower): In an epic case of classically masked desire and frustration, yankee chases wayne round and round the forums, disguising his secret longing and desire for affection as pure vitriolic hatred. A better mask of deception has rarely been conceived. Just like Ahab secretly loved his White Whale, yankee has his Wayne. A true and fiery BROMANCE forged in the depths of hell, cooled by the winds of heaven.

    Ahab's shouts below could easily be yankee railing on about our jesus-loving cohort:
    "Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out."
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    This thread has the makings of a classic, I see it catching fire in 3, 2, .........1
     
  8. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 5, 2012
    oh my god yes my point is made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. cackedinri

    cackedinri Well-Known Member

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    May 21, 2012
    Emass is a BOTY bwoy
     
  10. live4truth

    live4truth Well-Known Member

    866
    Feb 9, 2007
    +1

    classic...
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And philo thinks he's siggy freud in mufti. Been waiting all year to post that one, eh Francis?

    philo/waynetheinsane/live4truth = the same self-centered d-bag dude who annoys people at parental social gatherings & in public on their respective street corners
     
  12. PhiloSurfer

    PhiloSurfer Well-Known Member

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    Dec 19, 2010
    Joke = Funny Hahaha

    You can't be Grumpy McHostile all of the time. Lighten up and laugh a little, Yank. It'll be good fo you! :cool:
     
  13. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    you two need to do a shirt off hug

    srsly
     
  14. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I'm mental, for sure!
     
  15. live4truth

    live4truth Well-Known Member

    866
    Feb 9, 2007

    I call it like I see it Yankee...listen to it if you want or not...but I think most of my points are pretty solid. Further, I find it funny that you can't take a joke from Philo...ironic that you've called me uptight...
     
  16. MY SAVIOR

    MY SAVIOR Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2014
    Do not know much about these two you put me in with, but if they are "SON" Followers I will surf with them any day! Solid swell in the water pre dusk, winds should be light early AM should be good. Get before the wind gets it.
     
  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    change your screen name to david koresh
     
  18. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    I dont think Koresh was as annoying
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    You know that is funny you say that, I have always pictured Koresh in my head when I read Wayne's posts.
     
  20. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    757 rode a longboard so we broke up. We have to shot a pier to see eachother now. As long as no religios fanatics make a holdout of the pier and get it burned down, we will have no problems. Don't be a koresh