jill hansen

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by metard, May 19, 2014.

  1. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Dunno bro. That is crazy sh** right there. I mean, what kinda sh** are you on that a eldery woman pisses you off to the point of running her over, multiple times in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Very incomplete article, but damn.
     

  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Searching immediately... on my phone.
     
  3. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    she's as much a professional surfer as metard is.
     
  4. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    In another article, it says that she is a "Self Proclaimed" pro surfer and model and that she constantly lashed out at critics on Social Media that tell her that she is not.

    Her only contest appearance was in Oceanside CA at the supergirl pro in 2013, where she got SMOKED and posted a 2.37. Yes, they combined her 1.27 and her 1.10 for an event worst 2.37.

    Sounds like a real pro, not just a tatted up meth freak... Guess the way they look in CA is the same as they look in HI... That chick looks like she is straight up from El Cajon... Sorry to anyone from El Cajon.... You know why.

    Makes you wonder how she even qualified for the CT event.
     
  5. Lipsmacker

    Lipsmacker Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2012
  6. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    From what I read, she was under the delusion if she ran over the old woman she would get her car, sweet Mercedes wagon I think
     
  7. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    she tried to hire a hit man to kill her father... on facebook. lol.
     
  8. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    link please
     
  9. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Yeah, but when I actually googled her to find a better article, the dailyuk one showed up and they show about 20, very unbecoming photos of her in what looks like "Crack Head Weight" status.... She has some nice photos on facebook, but most of the stuff she has online are just blurry, crackhead "selfies" taken from her eye phone at 4am.

    Shame, she is a great looking gal... Not a big fan of the porno tattoos, looks trashy, but whatever. To each their own. Give the girl an extra value meal and she might look more normal.
     
  10. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  11. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    as much as I want to say she's a hot looking surfer chick.... I just can't. she's got all the right features, but they're just put together poorly.
    I will say that her wetsuit brand could have really taken off if she played it right... but $1000 for a full suit is just bat sh$t crazy.
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    lemme know when you get to the page with her hairy butt crack. no joke, well its a joke alright....
     
  13. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Don't spend too much time there. You may be lured into an even larger, nastier, hate driven online surf forum.... On the upside, you get to hear from all kinds of d-bags across the globe, not just all of us nasty, pent up east coasters.... You can get into it with Aussies and Frenchmen on there. Kinda liberating.
     
  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    this broad has her own TED talk?!?!?
    [video=youtube;-mzvAAuCo1c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzvAAuCo1c[/video]

    she is a bit off kilter, eh?
     
  15. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
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    Apparently she was a shaper.
     
  16. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Wow.... Didn't see that one coming... Where is MY SAVIOR when we need him most? I was waiting for her to say... I didn't know faith, until one day when I was walking by 16th street in Central Florida, when this guy in a white van approached me. He thought I was a boy at first, but that moment was when my life changed.....

    I wonder if that voice whispering in her head told her to kill an elderly woman?
     
  17. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Saw that pic... Too. Im calling BS and saying its a photo op for sure.