What's up the forecast?

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by shark-hunter, May 28, 2014.

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  1. May 28, 2014 #21
    shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

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    Zach, we alll know you left CA because you couldn't handle the constant barrage of groundwell. The panties you wear under wetsuit were getting all bunched up. Now you're at home with your MASSIVE 1.3 feet at second HARDCORE swell. I have bigger waves in my bath tub.
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  3. May 28, 2014 #22
    zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

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    Search through my thousands of posts and you will find that that was the first thread in which I ever even brought up the word "boogie board"... Until you started your boogie banter and propaganda, no one felt the need to discuss it.

    Your the little internet weasel who stirred the pot. No one ever took back their comments, we simply stopped the discussion because innocent people were feeling attacked for no reason...

    Thanks bro. You are a solid member of the community.
     
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  5. May 28, 2014 #23
    zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

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    I already told you, I got run out of California by the boogie boarding community. Their numbers were too great to overcome... I stopped being able to get waves so I packed my bags and left. I found shelter an solace in a more surf friendly environment.
     
    zach619, May 28, 2014
    zach619, May 28, 2014
  6. May 28, 2014 #24
    shark-hunter

    shark-hunter Well-Known Member

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    Actually there were lots of discussions about it and people talking smack on this forum. Again, use the search function. You have the memory of a 90 year old Alzheimer's patient.

    I'm not your bro, I'm not your friend, I'm not even your aquaintence. I'm an apex predator that you will bow down to.

    Yeah, you're right. You didn't even realize there were bodyboarders on here. Just like there's no rollerblading threads. I just brought up what YOU REALLY THOUGHT. I brought the truth out.

    This forum existed before you joined genius. Use the search thread.

    Why wouldn't "innocent" people fee insulted when you **** all over them. You guys were hijacking theads about bodyboarding left and right and ****ting on other people as well.
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  7. May 28, 2014 #25
    shark-hunter

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    Yeah you probably got stuffed and run over by a few bodyboarders at blacks when you tried to drop in on them. Then went cying to your mommy about the booggie boarders tying your ass to the pier with nothing but your leapard print thong that you surf with on.

    1.3 FEET AT 8 SECONDS...BRAH....
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
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  8. May 28, 2014 #26
    shark-hunter

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    Of course he's not. He's too easy going and I wouldnt' bother him with this nonsense. He takes some of this stuff personally on here. I gave up on this forum a long time ago. I'm just joking with him. You'd get that if you had a brain.
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  9. May 28, 2014 #27
    shark-hunter

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    Trust me. I'd love nothing better than to have a nice normal convo about wave riding. Not b.s. off topic crap about meat suits and all this political crap and hate. And have actual nice supportive people that you could converse without being **** all over.
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  10. May 28, 2014 #28
    shark-hunter

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    I don't think I'm tough. Just not a **** and dumb as door knob like almost everyone on here.
     
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  11. May 28, 2014 #29
    brewengineer

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    Agreed. He is trolling harder than shredmachine, but has no where near the comedic ability.
     
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  12. May 28, 2014 #30
    brewengineer

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    Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.
     
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  13. May 28, 2014 #31
    zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

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    See, now that's the spirit.
     
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    zach619, May 28, 2014
  14. May 28, 2014 #32
    shark-hunter

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    Make sure to put on your hemorrhoid cream before you surf so your old man ass doesn't' fire up when sitting on your board.
     
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    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  15. May 28, 2014 #33
    shark-hunter

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    Hey FLsurfdog, do they let you out of the nursing home to go surf? Can you find your way back or do you get "lost"?
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  16. May 28, 2014 #34
    kidrock

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    Last time I checked, "apex predators" were pretty secure about themselves. Sharthuffer, not so much.
     
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  17. May 28, 2014 #35
    shark-hunter

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    I'm totally secure about myself. I'm the top dog in the sea. I OWN my peak at my local break.I drop in anyone who's standing on their board. Period. You don't ride anywhere near me or you pay the price. Not only am I an apex predator, but I patrol my break like a gw shark off seal island. You better GTFO the way if you see me suit up and get my fins on.
    When I putt my fins on my feet, it's like sly stallone in over the top putting his cap on backwards. I mean business motherhucker.
    I don't play homie.
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  18. May 28, 2014 #36
    shark-hunter

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    You get better have a sponge or you're getting stuffed.
    DEAL WITH IT
     
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
    shark-hunter, May 28, 2014
  19. May 28, 2014 #37
    xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

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    Whoa whoa time to stretch

    Somebody stayed home from school today...shame shame! " MOM, BRING ME MY ****IN MEATLOAF"

    Seldom, sweet post. I missed it it's first go round but I like the aggression. A lot of truths in there and your spirit shown through in your words. Have you noticed you have a shart hunter attached to your sack.

    Shart- hunter lives under a bridge, he moved there after meeting his wife at a shart hunting competition...in my pants!

    Boogie boarding is like banging fat chicks, it's cool and fun and all, you're just not supposed to brag about it.

    Its great you got some, most people just don't care to hear about it ( fat chicks and boogies alike) the joy is yours and yours alone. This whole concept may be hard for shart hunter to grasp being he hasn't had his balls drop yet.

    Shart hunter.. You suck!

    Nothing is more amusing in the water then when a grown man comes flip flopping his flippers passed you in the line-up and you know he's dead serious

    Except when there's two!

    Really though I can't talk smack after this cuz I do surf with a boogie boarder every once in a while,

    I take her for ice cream after and make sure she's in bed by 9.
     
    xJohnnyUtahX, May 28, 2014
    xJohnnyUtahX, May 28, 2014
  20. May 28, 2014 #38
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    HA! you forgot say ' be sure to tip your waitress, I'll be here all night folks'

    very good Mr Utah
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 28, 2014
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, May 28, 2014
  21. May 28, 2014 #39
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

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    Sharthuffer's posts read exactly like Elliot Rodger's manifesto before he went out and shot a bunch of helpless people. The rantings of a sad, sick and delusional person.

    Maybe I'll pass this thread along to a few of my law enforcement buddies.
     
    kidrock, May 28, 2014
    kidrock, May 28, 2014
  22. May 28, 2014 #40
    shark-hunter

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    Go right ahead! I'm not the one talking about murdering people for legally hunting animals. :)
     
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