I can quit any time I want!!! Actually those times I'm away for long periods, I'm In Rehab... I have a problem...
To be properly initiated, you need to show up at 53rd street beach in Sea Isle City, NJ tomorrow around 11 AM, wax my board, help me into my wetsuit, and then stand at the tide line with a towel draped over one arm while I surf. After every wave I catch, you must jump and up and down excitedly and clap.(No matter how crappy the ride was) After my session is over, you must go to La Costa packaged good and purchase me a sixer of Stella Artois (cold)
And if someone bothers you....be witty . or give them a mentos [video=youtube;EZGx1xwZe3I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZGx1xwZe3I[/video]
Well I'm a shark biscuit. And I'm offensive. So I can be the new shark hunter if you want. I'll try my best to be a whiney psychopath and rack up 700 posts a day arguing with the rest of you ding-a-lings.