New age of swellinfo

im currently collecting drugs,have any?looking for uppers,downers,all arounders,oh yea and ether

 

No doubt homie. I am going to my high school reunion in Havre De Grace this summer. We can link up, go down to park heights and grab some yellow tops. As$ is pretty cheap in that part of town too, so if we don't sh** our pants and fall asleep in an alley, maybe we can take some junkie whores for a spin.

Man, i used to think it was so funny when black people would call me a cracker. The irony. I'm like, yo, bro, you know what that means right.... ahh nevermind... Just give me my black tar.

 

Bros SI is going way too fast for me this week, I can't keep up. Too much going on with work each day and that dope swell we just got on the EC backed me way up on task execution. Don't expect to hear from me too much over the next week. Hopefully, that Gulf system will kick up and I can come through on the promise of the pic off the lip with water in the 80s. The SI forum itself has a couple low-pressure systems emerging with a lot of new (and recycled) cats coming out of the woodwork, it could get real interesting here while I'm away!

 

Dudeski !!!!


I am keeping it real down here in Belmar, Nj... Thinking of spending the summer in camden- heard that point is firing!

 

this is such confusing dribble about nothing. The old SI rocked, you are proud of the new SI, semi-local? SBJ's fifteenth identity sure does play nicely, and damnit wayne, go the f**k away! I'll give you a free surfboard if you go away forever.

3 day run of swell and not a word about surfing. Party on, boys.

 

now now now ryan 7 had some great surf shots, THAT looked fun, nice clean lil guys

 

Hey, in the interest of all on here, could you post a copy of your monthly calendar on here? That way we'll know what you are up to, what state you are visiting next, and how much we can expect your presence on here depending on your schedule.

I'm serious, I'm not messing around. I find your mysterious life....ah, well........ mysterious. I'd pay up to $20 to know what you do for a living.

STUDLY: I surfed today and it sucked. The wind did not do what it was supposed to. Oh sure those early risers got it grass eye this morrow, but after aboot 9:30-ish it went loco wind. Worst waves I have surfed since last August.

And really what are we supposed to say aboot a standard east coast swell in the 3-5 foot range? Ok it lasted longer than usual.....

I got semi-clean 2-4' lefts on Friday.......ahhh nothing entertaining to talk story aboot.

I got 3-5' lefts on Sunday, clean at first, but winds came up.....I actually got a few interesting waves, but nothing to write a narrative aboot.

Missed Monday and Tuesday.......though North Jersey got the better of it so, maybe that's a good thing.
Today sucked........unless you were one of them sunrise rooster types.

Wow, that was some entertaining talk. Lee thinks he better than you guys. How does that make you guys feel?

The old SI? Lee, you joined in 2010, I joined in 2011. I don't see any difference. I reckon January 1, 2010 to January 1, 2011 must have been real special.

I've actually looked at some older threads and it was like Richie Cunningham and my grandfather were talking surfing.

I'll take The Fonz and my crazy cousin talking surfing any day.

 

Fine I'm in, this is a full on murder mystery dinner theater going on in here.

John Blake, it says that you joined in May 2014. Why on Earth would you make up ANOTHER fake identity on a website for surf forecasting? Are you basically admitting that you are trolling the website? Is this yankee? Or SJB? Or the gent with the Down Syndrome from New England? What ever happened to "yourdirtymamma" and the girl with the D's? I don't feel like reading back to find out, some one spoil it for me. At first I was crazy with these conspiracy theories, then you guys keep proving me sane. Oh, good one MYSAVIOR, I had NO IDEA that was you, Wayne...

 

Lee, I thought you were one of the smarter ones on here, but let me explain.

Most people don't have several concurrent identities. Yes, that is a conspiracy theory. But people who don't follow rules set by surf predictin site moderators tend to get banned. Or in some cases, gutless internet types go on campaigns to get rivals "in trouble." Yeah, that's pretty weak. They wouldn't last in Pleasantville.

So, when a person gets banned(long-term) they can LOG OUT and re-register under another email address. When doing so they must come back under a new screen name. IP bans will just fade away at some point in the future. Don't ax me how or why but these BANS disappear after awhile.

So, that's why some people have a few different names during their Swellinfo careers. Really man, this isn't that difficult. No one's out there switching characters just to upset and confuse you.

Lee, you comment on people's participation here, yet you always seemed perplexed, irritated or angry when you are on here. So let me ax you this: Why bother coming on here? You always seem to be ragging on the content and the characters on here. So, why do you come here?

This place is like a mental hospital. We are all severely damaged people.

YourDirtyMomma just got bored with this place. She's more of a MagicSeaweed type. She's real. She's alive. Trust me. HO, smack, she was actually in F'ing Portsmouth last week. Maybe you saw her on your way to pick up a $20 of powder from Leroy. You like her don't you, Lee? You miss her, huh? Aww that's cute.

Lee, how's your girlfriend doing these days?

 

It is DEFINITELY not me.

OK, Billy, you got me....welcome back....I totally overlooked your sly lil Kasser's signature move in one of your earlier posts.

Watch out for beezlebub, aka waynetheinsane, aka mysavior, aka thechosenone. He has more Internet identities than you do. Reports are that he also has a windowless white van & plenty of duct tape along with that orange ball mouth gag from 'Pulp Fiction.'

 

You had me worried there, Yankee.

You're like one of the brain surgeons on this site and it had me wondering. I thought you might have started inhaling gas since my absence, as you're usually pretty sharp.

Though I do have to sit down with you and talk to you aboot some of the people you are hanging out with these days. Me and your mother are quite concerned, but we'll talk aboot that later.

Oh, I also have to talk to you aboot condoms and women's private parts. I know...I know it's an awkward subject, but you're getting older now, Yankee, and you might get some strange urges.

Any of you guys need to talk to me aboot the ritualistic mating habits of humans, I'm always here for you guys. Well, not during the McNeil Lehrer Report, which I watch with Ike every weeknight at 10:00 pm eastern(South Park reference # 234)

And no, my PM's weren't serious. You can put away your shot gun.

 

All of that was marvelous. Please don't take my curiosity for anger. The more you know...

 

john blake are u the reincarnated Paddington jetty bear?you post with the same ivy league literature as pjb,and every response is 8 paragraphs.if so welcome back this place isn't that funny anymore

 

Yeah, CEP, it's me. Thanks for the greeting. I've missed you.

And of course it's not funny anymore. It's like taking Arnold Horshack out of the classroom and relying on Vinny Barbarino.

CEP, I attended high School at The Phillips Academy in Andover, MA. I still have my blue blazer with the school insignia. However, I bypassed the Ivy League and attended Clark University in Worcester, MA, bordered by a neighborhood filled with undesirables. Daddy thought I was a madman. Mummsy was scared to death. But I had to prove something to myself.

Then I started drinking........and doing cocaine.

And now I post on surf predictin website message boards.............Though, I am still the pride of Clark University.

 

bravo good to have u back,the admins went rouge with banning people lol im surprised im still here

 

Tankee, Thank you for incorporating me in your posts.

 

I married a gal from Dana Hall. She still tries to teach me manners, and all that stuff. It's kinda cute. She has trashed three of my surfboards since we got married 23 years ago. Some people like me never learn. She warned me aboot those Phillips Academy dudes. Wicked tough lawyers on their families' payrolls. Thank God you got out while you still had a soul. Where the fu(k is the rest of The Story bro! C'mon man, you're holding out on us!

 

Didn't this thread start off about Sharkhunter?







OK, I'm done....carry on.



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