Anyone ever see a middle aged kook who takes like 20 mins to stand up..one leg at a time, whiffs most takeoffs and then if he even makes the section, has a style that resembles one taking a crap? Steer clear of this loser...
Isn't this forum about surfing? At least the dude is trying. Yeah I'm a kook and I'm embracing it. I guess you guys all started out as pros huh?
had a guy almost come down on top of me this weekend with a long board then give me the stink eye when I called him off.
Maybe the guy has physical disabilities you don't know about? Wouldn't be too cool clowning a disabled person now would it?
welcome to the summertime in new joisey!! if you arent used to this, you havent been surfing very long. 3 months out of the year this place is a retard-infested hell hole, with douchebags arguing over ankle-high waves.
this thread is funny keep it alive lol.I imagine when someone rants about a particular surfer,and then somebody else comes on like fuk u,im guessing that somebody is who the original post is about.it would suck to be a surfer from cherry hill lol
I have a feeling jerseyfloater and Kander are both kooks. Both summer only surfers (maybe some fall surfing). They would be fun to watch together.
Listen, troll, stuff a sock over that ugly mug you are inflicting on the rest of humanity. Gaff doth know of what he speak. Learn who's here & what this is, son, this is swellinfo not MSW or some wake boarding site. Stop posting your drivel, do some research (hint) ('search function') and come back & see us when you figure out how to shot a pier on 23' wave, after parking your BMW & leaving your hunnie with the hair that don't move in the ride with your iPhone14 & maybe, just maybe you'll get a shot at bangin' some Hindus. Until you have an effin clue as to any of this....sweet dreams, sphincter.
Dude ... Nice first post ... Steer clear of the guys on this forum!! They get upset really really easy... Just watch- you don't even have to respond and this thread will carry on for 10 pages... Then come back up next year haha Anyways- seriously who is this guy??? I don't remember him? I use to live in Bradley and surfed that break for years and years and years- I don't remember that guy... I moved now- just south of Belmar,NJ (belmar- you know- the best break on the easy coast)