Dog lovers are annoying

Psuedo arm chair biologist alert. Naw dog check this out. For one, our ape ancestors did evolve eating little animals, chimps still eat little monkeys and squirrel type animals. We didn't evolve from gorillas.

And a beautiful evolutionary trait of humans; sweating. When we lived on the savanna humans were the baddest animals out there. We didn't have hair and we could sweat and cool ourselves off. In the heat of the plains we reigned surpreme. It's assumed that the first technique humans ancestors used to kill game on the plains was to... run the animals until they collapsed from heat exhaustion. Humans are badasses like that. We could chase an antelope until it just said f this, i'm tired. Can you even imagine that? A wild animal basically giving up from exhuastion. See antelopes can't sweat. And neither can lions but lions do have big ass teeth. But humans have big ass brains and the only reason lions are still on the planet is because we haven't killed them all . We don't have any risk of lions or rhinos or anything like that taking us over. Humans are again the baddest of all animals.

I know I"m pretty badass in general, so it might be hard to imagine, but our ancestors were even more badass. Like a wolf would not even think about messing with the original ape man. The ape man has hands, those hands are powerful tools my friends. We could grab the wolfs legs and snap them in half. Man was strong, plenty strong enoguhn to grab a wolf by the muzzle and rip eyes and nose out and off, and crush that tender little hollow snout.

Also my dog, RIP, he was smarter than arhcy btw, he used to dig up moles and straight murder them. I appreciated it because they were a nuissance but he NEVER ate one. Didn't even consider it. Once their neck snapped he threw them up in the air and left them to rot in the sun. And dogs kill other dogs on the regular, and once in a while dogs kill people.

I think sharknuts is just that, a little nuts, but I do agree with him about sharks and dogs and wolves. Wolves are badass, but they aren't as badass as humans and they will kill humans fod food, not very cool, unless you are seldom seen but he is actually a hairy wolf man (watch out on the fool moon you guys). Dogs are more badass than wolves because they are like wolves except they don't kill people for food. And sharks I kiill them for food.

 

Shark-Hunter, be a man of your word, for once, and just go away.

 

Hope all is well Mr. Canyon.

 

I don't love animals. I respect animals. I also respect the order of the food chain. Animals, fish, plants, nuts, fruits, etc are all food for us. Also, adaptation happens through evolution. We evolved to have teeth to chew meat and plants. We evolved to be able to digest both as well. FYI, I think killing for sport or for fun is silly. Sure, you can have fun hunting or fishing, but if you aren't eating your catch then you are just wasteful. I fish from time to time, but I am doing it for food. I am only going to keep what I can eat or like to eat. "Shark hunting" is even more silly, since many sharks are endangered. Big sharks don't taste very good either.

 

Yep as predicted Shart Sniffer is a piece of sh!t liar. Oh I'm leaving casue you guys are mean and jerks. Oh wait I'm back, no wait I'm leaving, no wait I'm back. Shart Humper you are just like a 13 year old girl on the rag!

 

Don't be an idiot. There are ways to eat meat without paying a megacorporation slaughterhouse. The pigs and cows I generally consume have probably had a more comfortable life than you have.

 

He will never leave. He can't. He is addicted.

 

What about internet fighting? You seem to be a pro tough guy. Just do the forum a favor and leave like you have said you were a dozen times. I mean we know you are a low life piece of sh!t that was scraped of the bottom of a bum's shoe but at least be true to your word and get the fuk out of dodge you smelly left over crap stain on the underwear of SI.

 

Whoa whoa whoa brother, now you totally lost me... Read some death in the afternoon. Bull fighting is the MOST beautiful art. It's about mans dominance over nature. Bulls are actually the baddest of all land animals. A male bull can kill any other land animal easily. Especially the badass fighting bulls that have been bred in spain. They are basically wild, kept on thousands of acres penned up but they are wild until htey are brought into the pens to fight.

If they survive all of the matadors of a tournament they are revered for life and allowed to live, unless they are mortally wounded. Granted that's only happend like twice in all of history but still. And a lot of the bulls now are sissified so they don't have the wild bulls killer instinct. The old big bulls from hemmys days were so badass they didn't even care about trying to kill the people until they bandarillos started sticking canes in their neck (to lower their head so the matador can stick his sword through the heart). Then the picador would come in with a spear and try to weaken that big ol neck muscle even more for the matador. Then the matador comes in and sticks that bull right in the heart, hopefully. See humans used their big brains to use the bulls aggression and badassedness against the bull.

Bullfighting is about respecting the bull as the most badass of all animals right under humans, it's rightful place.

 

I eat shark, but not the ones you are thinking of. The sharks that are really dangerous to humans are not very tasty. As for slitting a cows throat, now you are showing complete ignorance. It hasn't been done like that in civilized farming for a long time.
Your points about being able to survive as vegetarians are strawman arguments. I can survive on rice alone, but I won't be very health doing so. Besides, this has nothing to do with your original claims of killing animals for pleasure. I don't want to kill anything. I don't even enjoy killing crabs. However, they provide a nutritious and delicious meal. Just admit that you are afraid of sharks and would love to kill them all. You are a scared and confused little boy.

Some of us are trying to change that. http://revivalfoods.com/pages/ethos

 

LOL what a weak comeback. Oh and I see you got yourself banned again

 

He has a lot of pent up aggression. You guys should stop picking on him. I mean for our safety and not because we should feel bad for him. Of course SS does'nt need to be worried because he will bite the dudes neck in half while he heel hooks through the tendons on his ankle. But SS can't protect all of us all the times guys.

 

Damn that's one angry dude! Oh no, he dropped my name, what am I gonna do? Hey dudes, my name is Ben, I don't give a sh!t if you know that.

My final words to this dude: Brah, what kind of reaction do you expect when you mention someone in a disparaging way in several threads? That's hella lame. The only time you get smashed around here is when you openly instigate people. It's not even a matter of a difference of opinion. I never clown you behind your back. And in response to your PM, sure, would love to. And yeah, that was such a sweet trick you played w/ the RILongboarder account. One last thing, repost, but this message applies to you too, just walk away:

[video=youtube;XPY5P0TaC4k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4k[/video]


-Ben