The Force ?

sorry guys....I am truely sorry for all that has to put up with force harrassment but I just cant help myself , I have to respond to their sh!t bc its so fun! I like the contest idea. what kind of money you think....or no money, just bragging rights. What the hell am i talkin about..braggin rights???So I can say I can surf better than the force...isn't that kind of an oxymoron. Im still trying to figure out some of their pediphile-like terminology. and this conway guy keeps butting into my discussions with other surfers who want to actually talk and not hate. I asked him to please stay on the micheal jackson fan club website he came from because his prospects were much better there. apparently (in his world) he and I are in the middle of a nasty break up...again, sorry to all for lowering myself

 

troll! Troll! Troll!

 

what do you mean you people?

 

thats funny....you people are just too funny. Do you mean like im a troll that lives under a bridge or like a garden knolme? you must be a huge lord of the rings fan right!?

 

everyone thats arguing over a stupid club.

 

whos arguing? this is courtship------- his name was conway..he was a showgirl..everybody now..with pink feathers everywhere and poka dot underwear...we fell in looooove. oh hell-i need to surf soon!

 

thats the first step of cabin fever for an east coast surfer. step 2 will be that you fall when you do see waves. then step 3 you will be lost and never come back to surfing again.

 

Dear Abbey,

Q: Kooks are easy to spot on the beach, but how can you tell who's who amongst surfers on the internet?

A: Look at this thread.

 

im ok with that...being a kook that is....but I will NEVER stop surfin'

 

lol wtf n00b you don't know what a troll is?
roflmao

 

please explain...im all ears...is there are class on it? do yall hold siminars?

 

ok mr naked spearfisher, allow me to once more explain the nature of the FORCE
we are an underground network of pro, ex-pro, and future pro rippers who maintain the safety and sanctity of our favorite breaks, including c street, mase and sometimes crystal.
we are not a "team"
we are a secular cult in the wrightsville beach surfing community, one who just happens to hold power in various areas due to our members holding respective postitions through the town government, businesses, etc. yes, we do joke around about particular stereotypes on this forum, but on the beach, its all business.
maybe these guys you say dominate the local contrsts are in it
so does that clear things up for you guys?
you know, if you can understand words like "respective" and "stereotypes"

 

I think I saw them beneath pier one night...

 

i think

the force can just suck a nice, big and juicy d:ck

 

suck a duck?

 

Maybe you should change your signature FORCE Team Rider. Koook

 

Hey Brahs, it's Mason Barnes from WB.

1st off - I'd like to give thanks Chris Moore for the props.

2nd - My posse and I own all of WB. We are a group of competitive pro surfers who respect the earth, the ocean, and all surfers regardless of their ability, as long as the are equally respectful.

3rd - I have been a visitor to this excellent site for a few years now, but I decided to register to tell you the truth about the "force" and hopefully put the topic to rest once and for all.

The force is nothing more than 2 or 3 little, juvenile, snot-nosed kids, who give legit surfers a bad name. They come home daily either after getting a beating in school or being shut-out on the waves and run to s~ckle on their mommy's t~ts. Then they like to nestle and snuggle together at night and talk about who got the worst of it during the day. The one who got the worst of it then gets to have his little pee-wee, hairless, d~ck s~~ked by the other.

So to all my brahs out there, keep it real and forget about these force creatures who will soon become burdens on the economy, the court system, and the corrections facilities....

Peace,
Mason Barnes

 

HAHAAH thats funny....this "force" shiit is gay, and so is the little homo bear on the T, come to Jacksonville beach with that and you will get laughed at...

The Force=buncha birds.

 

heavens to mergatroids...Mr. Mason just dropped the bomb on the force now didnt he. Seems he too is a fan of the obama redistributuion of wealth plan and the slack asses it inspires to do absolutely nothin with their lives. I am kinda dissapointed tho....was hoping that the force members were at least of college age...now I feel pretty stupid for arguing with elementary school kids. for real? are the force members that young? bummer. now I just cant see myself throwin buckets in the face of someone not yet in middle school. if they are that young...that is their excuse for being so obnoxious...they are still confused about the opposite sex and are pretty frustrated. however, the faster they learn to get along with ohers the better for THEM...its hard for them to understand at that age but if they dont figure it out soon......they will become the leaches that obama will baby sit and fiancially support WITH MY( hard earned ) $$$$ this country is so screwed

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGaIaSJa630