2014 Swellies Awards Mid-Season Nominations and Early Frontrunners

lol what a retarded name sun bather bob? wtf is a matter with you, just go hang yourself with your leash.

 

Or just

SOTY

Story of the Year. Nominees are Speed Bump and (...)

 

Not bad, spicoli, not bad. I'd hate to bring back your emass8' moniker, but I'll do what must be done to take HOTY14. And '15, too.

Only the SI Lifers know what I'm referring to, spicoli, with that 8' thing you had going on when you first popped up here as a blithering non-English-speaking refugee from waynetheinsaaaane's windowless white van of duct tape & doom.

And here I was, foolishly concerned that you had been abducted on your trek through Alabama & forced to perform certain 'Deliverance' duties in some slobbering yahoo's shaping shed.

BTW, you forgot THOTY of the year: Thread Hijacker of the Year. It can only go to our resident evil, aka, waynetheinsaaaane aka wti aka beezlebub aka thechosenone aka benedict wayneold aka CPS is looking for you, freak.

 

yankee im going for hoty were going to have to have a fight off, its going to get dirty in here.

 

You've mellowed, broheim, you got no shot. Go for one of the other Swellies, you'll crush the comp.

 

wtf you mean ive mellowed? i havnt mellowed im just saving my best for last dont worry there will be a **** storm soon. they just dont make new guys like they used to i need some fuel to add to the fire.

 

Yeah we need Roy and Charlie Boo Boo back to get the real hate flowing again.

 

Yonkee, I will take the TSOTY= thread saver of the year. How can one hijack a thread. Just start the topic or stay on the topic. Face it Tankee you might just not like me.Off to bed that Free Surf Camp tomorrow. BTW lillaliel I will be at 16th tomorrow morning.

 

Oh wow pious preacher man took the low road and resorted to name calling! Not very Christ like if you ask me Wayne. We always new you were a hypocritical piece of crap. Face it man you hijack numerous threads to talk about religion and push your agenda even though you have been told by the vast majority of memebers and SI Admin that this is not what we want to see on here. Why do you insist on imposing your views on the forum and the world? What makes you think that you are right and the rest of the world should listen to you? Are you that damn egotistical? Oh and I fixed your post for you in the quote.

 

lol. ok spicoli for verbosity, lbcrew for wisdom, archy for potential, brew engineer for lucidity,
metard for lunacy and for vitriol, well, i like yankee.

 

Not clever dude...

I brought you up because I thought I might have seen another Swellie regardless of who they are. Don't make me wish you to pearl into shore on head-high shorebreak onto a conch shell.

You do a terrible job of recruiting people. I want nothing to do with you

 

Metaphorically speaking: Lock & Load, Blasters, Lock & Load.....primary target: that certain steenking white van.

 

chucka boo-boo, yes; but I can do without the gnome & his manic orange-suited, megalomaniacal, boy king antics.

 

The VB surfer buoyz, class acts that they are, will likely avoid you like the plague that you are, beezle.

Face it, you had a warped childhood, you're a loner, you probably resemble the BTK serial killer with your bs poseur community role and you enjoy plying children with gifts to get them to play with you.
"The BTK killer was a member of Christ Lutheran Church and had been elected president of the Congregation Council. He was also a Cub Scout leader."

If that doesn't add up to 'freak' then who knows what does.

 

You're on a roll Yankee...or are you just continuing your campaigning???

 

Hot buttered roll, sparky. Don't get your prayer rug in a twist over the way sane, rational humans refer to your cuzzin waynetheinsaaaane's existence.

 

He just wants that HOTY award....

 

Don't forget AOTY: American Of The Year

I'm sure a lot of you would vote for Blaster, Carter, or maybe Mattyb. But in reality it's Cepriano. His posts also crack me up constantly, whether they are meant to be humorous or not. He's got numerous posts I would throw up for post of the year.

Also, don't forget POTY: Poser of the Year, MichaelJR. That guy (?) has written novels on SI on everything from gun rights to tobacco vaporizers, but hasn't said a word about surfing since bursting onto the scene with his 8' soft top Greco.

Emass, good to see you're alive.

 

Don't chirp above your pay grade, lil' hawkfart...