2014 Swellies Awards Mid-Season Nominations and Early Frontrunners

Hit them with your rhythm stick, hit them, hit them....!

 

I agree with 99.9% of those except the fight of the year I think goes to all of SI vs Shart Humper and change Kook of the year to A$$ wipe of the year and Shart Humper wins hands down. I just think he extends beyond kookism and goes straight to skid mark in your underwear status!

 

Yankee and Betty sittin in a Tree, kiss ing...

 

Betty Boop is all that & a cupcake. Meanwhile I gotta get back to my HOTY14 rampage. Carter....you've been a real sad puss lately, shape up or ship out, get on your game, buoy, it's not like there's a dearth of targets wtf!

 

Now that Sh!t Pumper is gone and Roy and Chucky seem to be on vacation Wayne is the only one left to fight with. However the little Jr. High kids from RI may have to get some wrath if they keep posting stupid threads like they did today. I will get back on my game and spew some righteous hate like you taught me sensei.

 

You have found the way, asshopper, er, grasshopper. btw, you can always count on Hawkfarter to lay down some gibberish if you need a target for DEFCON9 modalities.

 

buahaha that's classic!

 

thats dis-respectful to soft top greco's.

 

If they don't shape up man I'll send em off to Wayne and he can straigthen their A$$ess out, or at the least make real sore!

LOL you said asshopper!

 

I haven't posted a stupid thread in a week.

And I wouldn't live in RI if I was paid. Wayyy too cold.

 

We are talking about RI Surfer and his buddy Liverfish or whatever the hell his name is.

 

Awww are you still upset?

 

Ah, I see. It seemed that way since yankee mentioned me when he replied to you.

 

General musings and random meanderings:

It's only halfway there, wo oh living on a prayer!

Look at the Triple Crown, all hype, then poof. It's a marathon not a sprint, so simmer down everyone.

That being said:

Lots of props for the total entertainment, edumication, and surfer tales from the following, and if I left anyone out you know I'm buzzed so sorry bros and wahinies. Seldom Seen and DawnPatrolSUP and EMassSpicoli (and Haco and Shelly...oh, I'm going all Bouncing Souls...I regress), thanks for holding down the fort and keeping the lineup culled. Speaking of culling, Yankee, the teeth are still sharp. Zach619, you are becoming a veritable sage in your surf stories, putting us all out there in harms way, only to come back to shore alive, and feeling alive. Cepriano, what can I say, but thank you for the cynical point of view that we all share to some degree or not. Same goes for you Baddy TP, you crazy Jerzy dweller. R Carter, I am in awe of your consistancy and aplomp. RISurfer, get a fuc(king education for gods sake, you are not Kelly Salter. Stay in school. Betty, one day soon we wlll surf h- bomb hurricane swells and laugh with flsurfdogg at the N Jetty when I get my SUV fixed. Metard, you are no longer rookie of the year, so member of the year is probably due. Thanks for all your contributions to the english language. Your rookie status has been usurped by a female charger and I think if you disagree you are gay. Have a great Friday everyone.

 

Spicoli, are you tendering a mid-year vote...? Summer solstice is manana, bunky.

 

Word sisurfdog, same to you.

 

Can I get honorary mention for Kook of the year, given that I ride a soft-top and don't join lineups?

I'll take it with a grin. I'm still a boss on my foamie.

 

You're a trip! HAHAHA