College surfing

Pretty good, Billy.

I considered 'the surf life' during & after college. Concluded that if I made enough chips, then I could do whatever I wanted. Kinda naive but not off-target, not in this USofA where the only color that really matters is green.

I'm from the school of Life that says you gottta earn it, that hard work begets opportunity & that it's amazing how fortunate ("lucky") a man can be if he works hard. Pretty boring, I know. Busted my tail for many years & was it worth it? Maybe. Maybe not. It's not an absolute, Life is chockablock with shadows.

So far, I've surfaced relatively intact with scar tissue on the other side of that rogue set, so to speak, in the sense that I'm surfing more now than ever, taking surf trips as much as I want to; and that stuff wouldn't have been possible if I'd gone the other route. The path not taken....the bottle of Kasser's not dranken...the road to Mandalay, or in this case: finding those breaks that are firing....

 

u sound like u know me personally.I wing everything.I have no plan no special occasions,everyday im broke and winging it lol.cheap vodka isn't all that great on a empty stomach and dry mouth.last time I seriously got wasted off cheap vodka,my buddies were making me do this fountain shyt where u open ur throat and just let like a pint go straight down,like a beer bong but with vodka.well I was so wasted I broke into my crippled neighbors house and stole his pot.I lived upstairs,he was downstairs.there were 100 cops outside,and all of a sudden as im laying flat on the ground with my lights off I hear banging on my door,and its lt dan telling me to check out the mess.as hes looking for something missing,he screams to the cops "they stole my pot!!" lol.it was scary.then the guy goes downstairs and 10 minutes later cops were banging on my door.turned out lt dan left his phone in my apt.it might sound cool but it wasn't.maybe looking at it afterwards sounds funny,but u loose with booze

 

Thanks, Yankee. Now say something mean to me.

Does it bother anybody that our whole human existence in the first world is chasing after money?

This is a pretty amazing planet if you stop and look around. It sucks that to capitalize any of the wonders of the world you need this f'ing paper currency with pictures of dudes wearing powdered wigs.....or ducks if you live in Canada.

Now, I don't understand the monetary system and I a'int no commie, but why can't we just print out enough of that paper so that everyone has at least food and a roof over their heads.......and a new O'Neill 5 mil? Then all of the over achievers can bust their humps to get even more pieces of papers with dudes wearing wigs. I just don't get it.

Yeah, wasn't paper supposed to represent gold or something? Well, that has been long abandoned. Just print everybody enough paper so people can survive. And people who want more can go after more.

CEP: though I talk aboot booze, it is a horrible poison. It's the worst drug in the world. Yeah, many can have a few and be responsible, but it has the worst actual effects of any drug.

College parties that turn into city-wide riots isn't because of heroin.........that's booze.

Sports celebrations that set a town on fire isn't weed.........that's booze.

Waking up naked in a field and not being able to find your car isn't crack........that's booze.

No drug has the potential to turn someone into an obnoxious, arrogant, violent a-hole than alcohol. Behind every domestic disturbance call the police handle is a case of Bud and a bottle of Jack.

And CEP, I do know you personally, as I am EVERYONE. AND EVERYONE IS ME. I love you, CEP. Hey where do live, man? If I ever sell a writing, I'm going to help you out man. I mean that.

 

I've been on that program for the last 10 years of my life. I dropped out of high school, lived feral for a while, bounced around for a while, moved to Colorado, snowboarded and smoked weed to no end. But I will tell you, that having nothing to call your own gets old after a while.

I guess I'm just at that age now where reality starts to hit, and you realize that you need a job. And if I'm going to work, I would preferably like to make a lot of money doing it. I have worked a handful of ****ty jobs (server, surf instructor, ect), enough to know that those kind of jobs aren't even worth the time you put in. There is no worse feeling than getting your paycheck, and its only 400 bucks.

Anyways, I'm ranting again. Sorry OP for somewhat hijacking your thread. Glad I did though.

 

im up north close to long branch

u know that one song verve - bittersweet symphony ...starts out like " your a slave to the money than u die"

our breed was born to lose and be controlled by others who feel superior.since we are born we are taught to go to school...to get an education....so u can go to college....and get a good job.

really tho whats the point.moneys no fun if ur not doing what u love.most rich people live in their own shadows and fear the outside world because they know they can lose everything.whats the point of living then?i don't care for my future,i live in the moment.i don't have money so I don't look forward to the future.everyday is a new day and that's how I live.my work aint done for the day so I say tomorrows another day,whats the rush?

when I was young I thought it must be cool to be older.then u get older and its like shyt,I should've lived a lot more.that's why its good to do crazy shyt young,so u get it out of your system.they say be happy u have a job.yea well im happy I have a job,but im not happy having to wake up at 430 every morning and work til 5.when I get home im so pooped I could barely move.surfing after work seems so far away I don't have the energy.I was a lot happier on unemployment,i was even poorer,but I had time to do whatever I want and everyday was an adventure.

that's the point to surfing in my opinion,to do what u want in this life.best part is its free,unless its summer in nj lol.3 of my favorite things are surfing,smoking,and sleeping.when I sleep I have crazy dreams and wish I could stay in that place,then I wake up like damn what was that dream about lol?surfing takes u away from civilization in my own way,i try to get out as far as possible away from the mass hysteria of this world.its cool being in the water all by yourself just watching these people and being happy im not near them.im like roddy piper in " it lives".im not a people person,i like animals.in America we are born to be lazy,everything is at our fingertips,literally if u have an iphone.what ever happened to going out and killing your own food or going on some crazy adventure in the wilderness?thats living.waking up everyday and only working and doing nothing else is not living.its insanity

 

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oh those Wall St guys...

 

youre trippin'. uncw is rad. i graduated with a finance degree last month and me, and all my other friends who graduated all have great jobs, from ATL to NYC. stoked on uncw.

 

Oh those shart stuffer morons. Sweeping floors for a living. Too cool to go to school. You'll do well in your night watchman position when you're 70.

 

It ain't about the money, mang. That's the whole point. So many people just don't have a clue. It's about control. Control over your own destiny. Eitehr you work to control your own destiny, or 'they' will.

Once a person realizes that this is the game that matters, they make a move. Boner's made his move, more power & respect to him.

The culture in USA is very standardized, very conformist, and it tries to defeat the man who plays his own game. The man who plays his own game with the intent to emerge as a winner in the big game is always a threat to he powers-that-be. This flag-waving, tax-paying, car, house & a wife thing is all designed to keep a man in the traces like a plow horse. Until you drop in the traces, and people say oh, he lived a good life, he was a good citizen, he paid his taxes & .....he's dead. Read 'Animal Farm' - - all ya gotta know, kidz.

A dood such as cepriano, no offense keed, but you're gonna be workin' for the man til the day you keel over from tax payments. Keep that nose to the grindstone, bunky. Just the way the feds like you.

 

Haha! Clam down Mr Bateman. Just playing around. Geez, you'd think a guy that likes to post stories about what kinda money he makes would have thicker skin. Oh wait, nevermind.

You wish I was Shart Hunter. And no Im not your ex-boyfriend Wanye. I respect sharks, I love dogs and I don't believe in Jesus.


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Aw, did someone get his feelings hurt?

A troll is a troll, francis, and that would be you. waynetheinsaaaane is lookin' for useful thread hijcakers just like you; pm him & he'll give you a special tour in his white van.

 

Mr Bateman, you are waaaay to obsessed with Wayne. Getting creepy dude.

Do you mumble his name while dreaming about him?

Shouldn't you be getting ready to go and swindle people outta their hard earned money on Wall St tomorrow?

Can you be sure and let me know when you and your cronies are going to crash the economy again. Thanks

 

12 posts, all of which are thread hijackings, or a bizarre fixation with me or an even more bizarre fixation with waynetheinsaaaaane's CPS van of doom.....seems like you're a reject from MSW, francis, sent over here like a doofus sand flea

 

Sir, I am not impressed. Aren't you some sort of self-professed hate expert? Man, I hope you preform better than this on Wall St.

Bizarre fixation? You have 100's of posts about rape and Wayne's van. Your confused. Silly Mr Bateman

 

You can slobber your way through your days & nights, francis, but boring is never a good way to go through life.

Fixated on me is probably also not another good way to go through life. However.....I understand! Seek yee out the wti, the gnome, the chucka boo boo, and protect your lil pal waynetheinsaaaaaane from any further posts about his traitorous actions, his child-baiting smirking sliminess, and while you're at it, since you care so deeply about your pal waynetheinsaaaaane, ask gitcarter for details on that avatar he's rockin', francis.

 

Are you on Meth? You write like someone who's on meth. I bet you can take your toaster apart and put it together again before you even finish your next post about Wayne.

 

I bet you selected that wild & intense & hipster moniker of shaka utoolu because you are a vision of advanced troll, and you tell yourself this every time you pass by the mirror. You're a bad mutha, shut yo' mouth, but I'm talkin' bout troll utoolu !

 

I do!

Call me Sparky again I love it when you sweet talk me Mr Bateman.

 

Exactly! There you have it, sparky, you've finally realized that acquiescence (look it up for extra credit) is the better part of being a troll.

 

I feel bad for you. This is to easy. A guy who works on Wall Slime St, brags/posts what he makes, brags about what a stud he is, just started surfing, has an obsession with Wayne's van and young kids and to top it off...the worst superiority complex ever.

It's like a menu with to many options. Where to start?

So in to be a good sport, despite your weak retorts, i'll let you win this round. Just remember it has a little asterisk next to it. Mkay?

You feel better now? If not: