Trolling

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Shaka Zulu, Jun 22, 2014.

  1. Hooch

    Hooch Member

    9
    Jan 9, 2009
    Fellas,
    Take it easy. Stick and stones. Our culture is about friendships, good hearted competiveness, and enjoying a way of life that others dream about. I'm not trying to be weird, but sometimes it needs to be said. This forum used to be about networking for good breaks, places to say, opinions on gear, and giving it up for sick pics of someones proud session. Better we keep it that way. If not, the only people left on here will be the uglies.
     
  2. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Damn, for only 9 posts in five years, you are bringing the thunder my dude. Well done. That statement should be pinned to the top of this forum, right above "RULES"...

    Micah: Looking at you bro!
     

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Shaka Zulu's doo
    Is spew through and through and through
    You just got haikued
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What to even say to a douche such as this. You're a thunderingcun* to paraphrase the Brewman. You're just a useless piece of nose fleck, no one knows nor cares who you are - - maybe Micah will let you live, as long as you confine your moronic meanderings to the troll thread.
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Best post of the thread!!!!
     
  6. Shaka Zulu

    Shaka Zulu Active Member

    44
    Jun 18, 2014
    My man! finally a craka-ass-craka comes through with the traditional 5-7-5 Haiku pattern.
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You can't even count, let alone spell words, sparky. sphincter zulu....the inane non-surfing wanna be rabbit humping irrelevant FOW
     
  8. Shaka Zulu

    Shaka Zulu Active Member

    44
    Jun 18, 2014
    Duder, spewing the hate! Are you cutting holes in your bed sheets right now?

    I know, you felt you had to strike back. I did provoke it. Sorry about the Shock and Awe. I know it will take you a while to recover from that Africanized blitzkreigin' yesterday. But im a lover not fighter.

    Can't we all just get along?
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You're reading all of my posts, as all my trolls must do. Go to the head of the remedial troll program, sparky. You're lifting Billy's lines & Billy's style...but you're just boring, sparky, plain ol' boring. Bring out some more schoolyard taunts.

    I'll keep your twink ass occupied sucking up my jock juice here on the troll thread, so the remainder of the SI Forum can hang with surfing stuff. yeah, sparky, waynetheinsaaane (your pal) thinks you look really good with that red ball in your mouf...
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2014
  10. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    This is hands down the most epic thing I've read on here.


    You, my friend, have won the internet. The entire internet. Call Al Gore, you just bought him out.
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Please say it aint so... I can't allow myself to believe they are one in the same. I just can't...
     
  12. Shaka Zulu

    Shaka Zulu Active Member

    44
    Jun 18, 2014
    Im telling you, Im not Sparky. Clark Griswold is Sparky. Only his wife called him that.

    And who's Billy?
     
  13. Shaka Zulu

    Shaka Zulu Active Member

    44
    Jun 18, 2014
    Doesn't your SI user handbook describe this Defcon9?

    Aren't you like 60 years old? Do the other Wall St dudes talk like that? Didn't we agree i'd let you win last night?

    Clam down Yankee. I get it, your EGO can go on and on with the same level-1 retorts. yawn.....
     
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    this is a pretty cool thread,a thread on everyone hating each other lol.I don't mind being dissed by the senior members,I take that as a compliment,but when some kook shows up june 2014 with 60 posts,i don't feel much complimented.everyone has their little twists and kicks,some people post funny stuff,some post stuff that actually about surf,but I don't think anyone is here for that.

    everytime somebody new logs in I try to study their posts and see who left last,there usually the culprit.i don't understand the point,if they ripping on u for what u post,and u post the exact same sheiit under a new name,u will be spotted.everyone gets hated on when they first come on,but with so many jumping ship and jumping back on,lol its hard to tell if its sharkhunter or longboarder or actually somebody new.thats all part of the swelly game
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Nah, shaka sparkatino isn't Billy, sparkatino is too unoriginal....sparky is just lifting Billy's penmanship, but putting everyone to sleep in the process.
     
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Gracias senor.

    I think The Godfather sanctioned shaka dingdong for the moment.

    I actually kinda hope this thread stays open; we can send the insane newbie ragers over here to vent for awhile before permitting them into SI Forum cultural affairs.

    Maybe get a ruling on that from The Don aka Micah. Or mayor spicoli. All good.
     
  17. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

    752
    Nov 16, 2013
    Zulu nation is banned already huh?!? That was quick. It doesnt take much these days.

    What happened? I went for my first surf in 2 weeks, and come back boom he's banned. Where did it all go wrong?
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Pick any of dozens of manic posts from the shaking pool cue aka shart stuffing zulu that created an imploding noise in his parent's basement.
     
  19. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

    752
    Nov 16, 2013
    So are we assuming these newbies are all just different incarnations of the one and only Shart Fluffer himself?
     
  20. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    It's not a stretch of the imagination, based on who's gone DEFCON9er from OP lately.