itt you insult the person above you

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by metard, Jun 25, 2014.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  2. Hayduke Lives

    Hayduke Lives Well-Known Member

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    Mar 28, 2014
    ^you sir have nice teeth
     

  3. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Metard what is that avatar of anyways.
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Sandblaster, that is a cartoon character of himself, he posted the real deal a while back. Creepy, but cracked me up!
     
  5. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    you, sir, can french my trench, ZeroEffort.
     
  6. Ghost of SJB

    Ghost of SJB Well-Known Member

    247
    Jun 7, 2014
    Chich, I had sex with your ghost last night, right after we smoked your herb
     
  7. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    your posts suck aids d!cks

    just kidding, i never read them
     
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2014
  8. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I blew mushy wet sh!t into your mom's mouth this morning and she ate it up like pudding!
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Is that a variation of the Cleveland Steamer?
     
  10. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Yep it's the Snack Pack. If done outside in the cold it the Jello Pudding Pop.
     
  11. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro. You're about as cool as Bill Cosby and his pudding pops.
     
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberry.
     
  13. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You can't even spell hamster. But your momma so stupid she thinks the capital of New Hampster is Elderberry.
     
  14. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    We went from beautiful sun rises to mama jokes. Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
     
  15. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    ITT Tech?
    They have a sick commercial where this Russian chick pronounces the 2 T's like one letter. At the end of the commercial she pushes out a massive fart that may have been a shart.
     
  16. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I Titty Tech? That's what I am!
     
  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I love that commercial!
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Here ya go, wti:

    Posted: Jun 28, 2014 1:08 PM EST
    By Hans Pedersen, FOX 10 News -
    Arizona Headlines
    A man was decapitated in a motorcycle accident on Saturday morning, after crashing into a cross near 47th and Southern Avenues.

    The motorcyclist was killed after crashing into the cross that had been erected outside a church, according to Maricopa County Sheriff's Office, and the victim was decapitated in the incident.

    The area near the crash will remain shut down while deputies investigate the deadly crash.
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I reckon that feller never got baptized:)