Callin out zach619

Wow my dudes. I haven't been online since Friday. This was the first thread I pulled up today. I told you dudes on Friday I was flying down to Florida for the day yesterday. And today, there was actually fun surf today from that tropical storm and I was out all morning....

Anyway. I appreciate the support gentlemen. I will begin training promptly for the shred-off.

I wish I could respond to the OP a little better, but I wish whoever it was would just be a man, and admit which of our current, ACTUAL SI members they are. It would be a lot funnier if I could go back and forth with them then.....

I wish I could remember a "Fred" on the Volcom Team. Had I given a few more details, the character could have been more accurate.

But fu** it, I will take on ANY OF YOU VOLCOM *****ES. You name the time and the place, have your company float me the air fare and per diem and I will fly to the edges of the earth to toss buckets at you and your team. Make sure to bring Jamie Obrien so he can hold the go pro.

And to the SI crew, I apologize for my 3 day hiatus. I didn't mean to leave you all reading threads with a meager few sentences in each post.

Florida was fun by the way. The waves down there are better than ya think.

 

Hell yeah Zach fuk them Volcom pu$$ies up!!!!! Eveybody know Salt Life is the only real surf team!

 

VOCLOMSURFTEAM: Better yet, come on over to South Carolina, where the real surf is. Those clowns out in California think they have "waves". HA! Just take exit 8 off the 95 in SC, head east and park when you hit the ocean. Me and the Carolina boys will be in the parking lot waiting. Just look for the IROC Z with the dixie flag on the roof with a pile of beer cans next to it. And don't bring your little potato chip short boards. We aren't going to be dancing in the mushy little slop that you guys are used to. Bring a gun. A big one. Hopefully you can grow some balls too on your way across the country....

And pack your own lunch, we don't eat Kale and oats around here.

If we are lucky, Brew might even provide some slow cooked piggies for the event.

 

[video=youtube;7Ke-_nKHpDs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ke-_nKHpDs[/video]

 

Hey metard, hook us up with a graphic for this!

 

I know they are, and I hate them for it.

 

Fock yeah! I will have the smoker ready. Non team surfers eat for free.

 

Ah c'mon, you're welcome down here anytime Brew

 

It's just jealousy, bud.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN5dfOs4TMY
See ya at the track.

 

right or wrong i always thought 'campy' is kinda like dis:
unbridled swishiness + irreverence = campy

 

It was me, but I will only admit it if you keep your love for words to yourself.

aka: 30 word max
aka: conciseness

 

Room's starting to spin real fast.... 'Cause the gayness.

 

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Punctuation ruins everything.

 

"volcom surf team"

Probably a little kid who surfs a NSP trying to seem hot sh!t since he probably doesn't know which foot goes forward. Oh and btw if your going to call out someone, do it on a previous thread with proof because for all we know this kid beat your a$$ so your revenge is to call him out on swell info.... yeah realll quick thinking pal

 

The irony of all this, is that now, Micah's tricky ads are starting to show Volcom ads on the side banner. It is probably happening to anyone involved in this thread. Now freaking Volcom is actually turning a profit off this mess.

 

Speaking of ads...thank jebus those chevy or whatever ads are gone from the background.

 

at first i didnt think this was a word, now i see its perfectly cromulent

 

I'm not sure you understand how ads work