AI 'Discovered' by Rampant Douche Canoeists

Good job Yankee! Can we rent your services? Sure could use them for the monster truck that pulls up next to me with his flabby wife, chain smoking and blasting music with the loud engine going so he can keep his a/c going for his wife who doesn't wanna sweat while she jams another fistful of potato chips in her mouth, all while I was trying to discreetly change from wet clothes into my super cute Roxy sundress, looking better at 63 than his tatted up 28 year old "woman",,,

 

yankee - i'll say it again. march/april; october/november. nuff said….

betty - nice post. i have no doubt you shamed his woman AND her potato chips.

 

Oooo that smell, can't you smell that smell. Gotta be one of the worst song eva.

I feel for you. AI is not the only place plagued with that smell. It's a sad state of affairs what has come to be. It's getting harder and harder to find solitude.

In my neck o the woods I witnessed a tourist yoga class goin on last Saturday at 3 pm right next to a tiki bar blasting that smelly music in front of 1000's of people on the boardwalk at the business beach in town Society at large is just oblivious. Going to bed with the television on in the bedroom is considered quiet and peaceful to most Westerners these days. Truly very very sad.

 

That was awesome.

While on the topic of D bags in the summer.... so I pull up to the beach before sunrise like usual. It's dark out. There was a few broken be bottles in the spot next to me. Like a while six pack. Since it was dark I didn't see it till after I stepped on it. So pissed off, I kinda sweep all the glass into a pile so it's more easily seen and avoidable instead of having scattered glass all over where surfers walk around bare foot.....this is where it starts getting good. I had nothing in the truck to scoop all this glass up with and when I got out there was a car parked in that spot so I went on about my day. Next morning, glass is still in the pile I made so I start cleaning it up. I had brought a little sweeper/pan thing knowing no one would clean it up. So I'm sweeping up the glass after my session once the sun was up and I could see all the glass. People who work at the beach walk by as there picking up trash and start giving me crap about how I'm not supposed to be drinking and people could get hurt blah blah blah. I lost it. These people obviously weren't doing a good job since the glass wasn't cleaned up a day later, and I'm the one who is cleaning up after others so that children, surfers, or anyone bare foot at a beach dosn't slice there for open. I really can't wait for fall/winter. Memorial day weekend came and the amount of trash that followed is really quite disgusting. It really saddens me. Especially when I decide to clean up after others, and the people who's job I'm doing for them complains to me

 

Why stop there? Why not ban the gas sucking, smog spewing off-road vehicles altogether? But oh, I remember now, Americans just have to be free. Ya know how when you go somewhere. . . there ya go.

 

And it's the offspring of these insolent swine that we so often pull out of rips. I'm sorry abot your experience yankee, just think, soon you'll see miles of empty beach. Sam you best check yo' self homie, or we're coming for ya in October.

 

These Sam characters are rather invasive and troublesome ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=12x_vUd1nYo#t=37

And yeah .. Labor day is just around the corner ..

 

Well played good sir

 

Thanks. My only solution for summer is hit the break at first light, swell & tides permitting. That's when Samuels are are still dozing and droolin'.

 

Exactly...it's pretty much my only option living on 95 this time of year unless I want the ride to take twice as long.

 

I had a similar experience at AI. It's 8:00 am and the sleaze bag had his truck parked on the beach blaring his music. I found a "quieter" spot on AI that I'm not going to divulge. I have to paddle or walk a bit, but at least I don't have to deal with the a&*wipes. There's a nice little break there, too.

 

why do you hate freedom?

 

Most of these dbags seem to come from PA.........Has anyone else noticed this?

 

Well done sir, well done. I am envisioning the delivery of the scolding(and Sam's) to be very cool, calm, and matter of fact, which throws people through such a fantastic loop.

 

I thought this was going to be about canoeing or at least kayakers. BIG disappointment. Where I surf you actually can get the odd canoe in the lineup.

 

While we are bashing PA d-bags...... Are there merge lanes anywhere in PA? I've never seen anyone with PA plates in OC or West OC be able to merge. Must you come to a complete stop everytime?

Isn't the drive on area small this year due to nesting piping clovers? That's what I heard? Don't know, live in town now.

 

I am originally from the Commonwealth, Pittsburgh specifically. But let me assure you, there's a reason why the mostly good citizens of Allegeheny and Philadelphia counties call the rest of the state "Pennsyltucky". Trust me, it doesn't take long to get there from either city.

 

One year, I got smacked in the head at AI by a canoe. Paddling for a wave and canoe di&khead comes from the shoulder where I'm heading and almost knocks me out cold. I went beserker.