Is South Jetty Bill/Ghost of PJB also the NJShredMachine??

Annddddd the hate is back. Boom. It was a couple too many weeks of functioning in this lineup when there are HOTY14 candidates who hadn't been pushing their hate card too much in a while.

 

Huskies' are usually owned by those natives with no teeth. Can't stand it when they start banging their gums together trying to say something.

 

That does hurt dude, I have all my teeth.

 

Hey, wait a minute...the title of this thread made me remember another conspiracy theory that was floating around for a while...

 

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It really is summer.

 

Sure thing man, I got a dozen in my quiver and that's not a picture of me, just one to show how wide your mom has to open her mouth for my cock.

 

Wow Yankee, you have a hard 65? How do you put yer pants on over it?

 

I would have to say no. The ****er just wouldn't be able to contain himself. He obviously had turrets. I don't think that blundering idiot would have the self restraint to not rant and rave like a lunatic. Maybe I haven't been paying close enough attention, but Speed Bump hasn't even said anything to ruffle my feathers. I would have to say, i disagreed with every singled word that was ever typed by the other guy.

Didn't speed bump tell that sick story about the voyage to the breakwall slab thing. That was an epic post. If it was not him, I apologize to the author, because that was one of the more enjoyable reads ive had on here in a WHILE, with regards to a story about actual surfing and exploring. Felt like I was in the damn jungle through that story.

Too well done.

 

You talking about me being Atantic? C'mon bro. We all know there's too many reasons against that. I like it here too much to muddy the waters, I rarely if ever throw hate around here, and posting under any other name would only delay me getting to 4k posts. I don't get banned, I don't have conflict with anyone here, and there are too many posters I do like talking to on SI. The "Emass is everyone" theory was hatched by none other than SJB who has given birth to several accounts himself.

Think about it...why would I ever have a different account? That's just dumb. Got all I need with this one bro.

 

if someone asks if you are a god you say YES ray

and I am confused, so now seldom is a fat toothless husky? I thought the south had all the fat toothless people

 

Yeah the guy clearly has way too much knowledge...I don't think he would argue against the value of buoy data.

Not completely lacking teeth, just dulled down with age a little.

 

good eye Kidrock... Yank Me definitely relies on his "once daily tablet for natural male enhancement".

The better question is how does he surf with it? Does he even surf? Just playing Yankee. Clam down.

We all know your the coolest, richest, smartest, toughest, chick magnet on SI. You must have boned that chick whose dog you rescued when you were done telling her off. Yeah? No?

 

Nah, just my deal with Huskies.

PS, AK natives are usually skinny and toof-less

 

all that gnawing on stuff will do that, stop sharing nylabones with your buddy

also, have you ever heard of neuticles? I just did last week and it blew my fvcking mind. people give their dogs FAKE COSMETIC BALLS after they are neutered.
WTF

 

This wreaks of sjb/pjb: grammer, tense, and overall ambiance

 

on a side note, Huskies are rad snowboard dogs. I'd barge around in AK with my buddies Husky sometime and that little bastard would keep up with you no matter where you go. I swear that dog would even drop cliffs. Very athletic dogs

 

Off-Topic Post of the Year? aka OTPOTY14. Neuticles lolz!!!

 

You should look into the neuticles thing. Ever since Admin cut your last set of nuts off you just haven't had the wit & the wisdom. Well, actually, you never really did: your mouf resembles a big flapping love gash. SJB gnna drive a truck troo that tunnel of yours.

 

haha, I spread it out so you can read MORE GOOOD. This is a site for SURFERS right? Or just the MORE SMARTER surfers

 

Ok boys and girls, this forum is overrun with people that think they truly have made something of themselves having reached the elite, elusive, and coveted status of a SwellInfo Senior Member. To fulfill the rigorous requirements you all have shown your true colors. Seems like everyday there is a new thread about the same thing you guys talked about yesterday. Don't buy into this false sense of accomplishment. just check the report and go get your D wet. You guys are the cattiest bunch of surfers I've ever witnessed.