Is South Jetty Bill/Ghost of PJB also the NJShredMachine??

this is amazing

 

I thought this guy was rich. Why does he need bail from us?

 

is someone going to go to the jail to confirm this is the real shredmachine? what if there are more shredmachines out there? is this the one and only... infact i p90x ten times harder than any one,bang the hottest Madagascan chick on the block, my tricycle is motored.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Peanut-ARRESTED-police-hiding-New-Jersey.html

The story.

 

Holy Sh!t!!!! Blasters for the mutha pucing win!!!!

 

Just show up at visiting hours and give your SI names.

"Hey Poohand! Get your dumb ass up. You got visitors."

"Who???"

"A bunch o' surfer c0cks. Said their names were yankee, metard, spicoli, sandblasters, koki and the fu(kin atlantic ocean if you can believe that. Why don't you stoopid surfers even have normal names!"

"Oh yeah, SIMOD has some legal papers for ya. And Wayne will be here later to transport you to court. Now get out here!!"

 

Not all posters in this thread are what they seem...

 

Whoever decides to visit him should ask him why he's wearing his Hindu girlfriend's yoga pants when he punched that dude.

 

is this relevant?

 

Time for a NJShredMachine fan page or somewhere to consolidate all the awesomeness

 

Here's some nuggets from his Facebook page.

 

Great post bro

 

Will the Real SJB please stand up?

paulie is his latest incarnation

Boom.

 

Bwwahahaha!!
Where do I send the keyboard and monitor bill.

 

That is unreal. Gaffer speaks fluently through GIFs and JPEGs. Some say 1,000 words. This one merely says "WTF?!"

 

Fun will be over soon boys..

 

A new simod?! Oh hell yes!

 

Rats.

 

Can you at least shed any light on all of these conspiracy theories? Or is that top secret admin stuff?